Commercial Break: Are YOU A Pants Man?
It's a sure sign that the net has been around for a while when we're posting vintage virals like this one. It's a Japanese toilet training ad, helpfully subtitled into English here.
As these things generally are, it was hugely popular for about four and a half days a couple of years ago, but for some of us it's been a vital life-guide that we've used ever since.
And if you don't have one of those toilet seat handlebars that the kid uses right at the end... well, you're doing it all wrong. Uh oh - got to go - my tummy feels strange!