Chav Free Holidays - Leave Your Air Rifle At Home
Who fancies some class warfare? Middle class warfare? Oh yeah! That’s right, the well-heeled are fighting back, most notably in the shape of Northumberland-based holiday company Activities Abroad.
They’ve put out a promotional email to the 24,000 people on their database, plugging ‘chav-free holidays’ including lists of names “you are likely to encounter” on one of their breaks. It’s Alices, Josephs and Charles aplenty but you probably won’t run into any Britneys, Chantelles or Dazzas.
To date, just 11 of those 24,000 have complained, which probably means that Activities Abroad know their customer base pretty well, enough to be able to get away with what could potentially be a Ratners-style PR catastrophe.
One dissenter goes by the name of Candice. She moaned, "I own my own business, have a Post Graduate Degree an Undergraduate Degree, 4 A-Levels, an Advanced Diploma in Life Skills, a Diploma in Performance Coaching, GCSE's, speak French and Italian and drive a Merc. Happy slap that you idiot."
Bet she drinks meths in bus stops in the evenings though.