Bitterwallet takes the Australian media by storm*
We've scoured the globe to find readers who are grateful for our tireless efforts in reporting lamentable customer service and technological macguffins. And by God, we've found them. Seems the descendants of thieving, murderous scallies love us to bits.
Yes, Bitterwallet has arrived in Australia. Sort of. From our story on Australian retailer Gerry Harvey sprung the headline "Poms Mock Gerry Harvey Over Online Attitude", although they seemed to have confused us with a "UK investor web site":
Meanwhile our less-than-polite coverage on Jamie Oliver's new magazine swept through sites down under like sprout fluid through an intestinal tract. news.com.au highlighted our coverage and declared the story "world breaking news" (are you sure about that?) although Live Now didn't go quite that far. Even New Zealand TV got in on the act and quoted Bitterwallet. God bless the Empire.
Thanks to Bitterwallet reader Ducky for spotting our ever-expanding global presence.
* artistic licence in operation throughout this headline