All hail... the Ann Widdecombe cruise!
There’s nothing more relaxing than a cruise. But sometimes a cruise can perhaps be a little bit TOO relaxing. Perhaps what it needs is the introduction of a shrill-voiced Tory harpy virgin into proceedings.
If you’re in agreementance with that previous sentence, say hello to the ANN WIDDECOMBE CRUISE, from RiverVoyages.com.
You’ve got eleven months to work yourself into a frenzy before you set sail on 15th October 2013, but once you do, you’ll be sailing up and down the Rhine, taking in locations such as Amsterdam, Dusseldorf, Strasbourg and Basel. One in the eye for anyone who thought Ann was anti-Europe!
There’s no mention of what the diabolical old crow will be doing on the cruise – maybe she’ll be teaching ballroom dancing following her excruciating Strictly stint. Or perhaps she’ll be loudly espousing her opposition to abortion and pro-death penalty views over some pulled pork.
It sounds wretched. We're desperate to be a part of it. We hate ourselves so much.