Will someone make us a Lego printer?
Printers are scum. They hardly ever work and use the most expensive substance in history - black printer ink (yes, more expensive than a vial of David Beckham's jizz) and seemingly decide at random to not speak to the computer it has been working with for months.
However, it'd be hard to get angry at a printer if it was made of Lego.
Some clever git(s) has made this ace contraption for seemingly no reason at all (which of course, is the best reason). As we're thick and prone to jealousy, we now want one. So Bitterwallet readers, if you'd like to make us one that'd be great. Feel free to send in your designs to our mailbox and we'll choose a winner who will get to make us their Lego office equipment for no payment and very little gratitude.