5 December 2013

It’s time for phase two of EE’s 4G rollout, and this time the big switch (sadly not turned on by Bob Carolgees and Peter Andre in a dismal shopping centre) has lit up 10 new UK towns with super fast internet.


They are…*drumroll* Bath, Bournemouth, Cambridge, Darlington, Newcastle-under Lyme, Northampton, Poole, Portsmouth and…..REDCAR ba-dum-tish! They plan to increase the 4G service to a total of 160 towns before Christmas, so that everyone can enjoy a faster download speed for all their festive porn.

So the next rollout will take place in the next couple of weeks, and include such sexy hotspots as Grimsby, Ipswich and Swindon. EE CEO Olaf Swantee (too many eees, man) said: ‘That’s the fastest rollout of 4G in Europe, and with well over one million people already using the service, one of the most successful too.’

OK, Olaf, calm down.

But perhaps EE are entitled to show off a little bit. After all, some mobile providers, like the useless phone donkeys Three, are only just launching the service. Others have only managed coverage in big cities. And nobody is matching EE’s new trial of the speedier LTE advanced network, with download speeds of 300Mbps.

EEEEEE! Scream if you wanna go faster…

TOPICS:   Technology   Broadband   Mobile


  • Daniel
    This post is just a little bit beautiful. Gotta love when someone who is "down to earth" posts about things that happening. Im with EE and i will say that this new service is awesome. EE have been the best provider ive been with and to think that they are spending so much money to advance the network further past the competitors is amazing news. Well worth the £21, sim only, deal i have with them. :D Just a shame there other services and upfront phone costs are not as equally competitive. Like paying for an Iphone 5s direct with them is £69 and through CPW is free on a £47.99/mth package. Its nice to see these improvements thou! Well done EE.
  • Chewbacca
    ^Yep, was with you until you said "there" instead of"their". How fucking hard is it, really? Five year olds can master it, you utter cocksucking spastic.  Your post is now irrelevant as you are a fucking cretinous retard. Kill yourself, you are of no use to humanity. You fucking moron.
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  • Shiftyniftysshadow
    Loved up EE Daniel.....stop being a poster boy for a shit company , it's embarrassing

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