What fresh hell is this? A 3D vodka party?
It won't go away. Yet more 3D bollocks - the marketing fad that continues to span all of space and time. This time we doff our Bitterwallet hat of horseshit to Revolution - the chain of bars responsible for serving up every flavour and shade of vodka under the sun.
How, we ask, how can you make necking a tray of sickly vodkas in a bar rammed with freshers and townies even more appealing than it already sounds?
That's right! Avid Bitterwallet reader Paul has been invited to a 3D party! A... what, you mean like a normal party, but without the dickish glasses? Oh. Right, yeah. Mentalists. And if you're still not convinced what a rubbish idea this is, the Revolution website has prepared a simple comic strip to remove all doubt: