What fresh hell is this? A 3D vodka party?

1 October 2010

It won't go away. Yet more 3D bollocks - the marketing fad that continues to span all of space and time. This time we doff our Bitterwallet hat of horseshit to Revolution - the chain of bars responsible for serving up every flavour and shade of vodka under the sun.

How, we ask, how can you make necking a tray of sickly vodkas in a bar rammed with freshers and townies even more appealing than it already sounds?

Bitterwallet - 3D party
That's right! Avid Bitterwallet reader Paul has been invited to a 3D party! A... what, you mean like a normal party, but without the dickish glasses? Oh. Right, yeah. Mentalists. And if you're still not convinced what a rubbish idea this is, the Revolution website has prepared a simple comic strip to remove all doubt:

Bitterwallet - 3D Vodka party

TOPICS:   Technology


  • PokeHerPete
    Wait, so what are these dickish glasses that people have been wearing in clubs before this? Oh wait, it was their normal specs..
  • Gadget 4.
    I was at a revolutio recently and they have pictures on the menu in 3d. Total waste of time and massive gimmic
  • PaulH
    They're not even the new 'hipster glasses' - they're the old shit red and blue glasses from the 80s...great now you can look like the guy on the far right
  • PaulH
    @Gadget 4free! Seriously?? Ok Bitterwallet I think it's time you launch a revolution (see what I did there) against 3D and it's utter shitness in the universe!
  • charlie
    3D is shite!
  • PokeHerPete
    I enjoy partying in 3d, groping girls breasts all the time! All these glasses provide is groping without the breast (and court case).
  • Junkyard
    "what, you mean like a normal party, but without the dickish glasses?" No, they mean like a normal party, but with dickish glasses.
  • Jonny S.
    All parties are in 3D - as you're kind of there looking at every fucking thing!
  • Issac H.
    forget the twat making looking glasses after 10 pints everything is in 3D !
  • Alexis
    The only people who can't 'party in 3D' are people with one eyeball. I usually party in about 10 dimensions after a few thanks to my horrendous double vision.
  • bibble
    had the displeasure of starting a company night out in revolution last night - showing some shitty 3d commercial on the wall - the buy one get one free meal deal is good though !!

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