Want to go online? Activate the chip implanted in your brain!

18 February 2015

brain_jar Are you tired of having to hold things in your hands and poke at devices with your beautiful, delicate fingers? Want to get online without all the hassle of moving your arms, but don't fancy the idea of Google Glass (then again, no-one does)?

Well, you're in luck! That's because a research division of the U.S. military is working on a chip (roughly the size of 10p piece) which is put in your brain and works like a computer from there. If you want to access some dirty films online, you'd simply have to think about it.

That could be a problem if you spend all day thinking about dirty films and you're in a meeting with human resources and all you can see is a load of sweaty limbs and bodily fluids. It all sounds like a science fiction film doesn't it? And they never run smoothly.

This idea has been hatched up by the brilliant people at the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) who basically get paid to come up with crazy ideas and then try and execute them. That said, some of the things they're partly responsible for are a predecessor to the internet, so they're not daft.

"The short term goal of the project is the development of a device about the size of two stacked nickels with a cost of goods on the order of $10 which would enable a simple visual display via a direct interface to the visual cortex with the visual fidelity of something like an early LED digital clock," report Humanity+.

"The implications of this project are astounding."

Thus far, the research has tried it out on a bunch of fish, so it is too early to say how this is going. Besides, to fish even use the internet? Would they even know where to find dirty films with the use of their brains? Either way, when Samsung start installing bloatware into your mind, don't say we didn't warn you.

TOPICS:   Technology   Cool Stuff

1 comment

  • Mitch
    You know what? I think I'll stay away from the neural implants. I don't want to be hacked into or spied on constantly. There's already people hacking pacemakers.

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