Want an iPhone made from a dinosaur tooth and meteor?
Do you own an iPhone? Are you not satisfied with the level of shit people give you for being 'one of those iPhone sorts'? Well, you could really ramp up the grief you get by buying a gaspingly awful iPhone that's been made frighteningly expensive for no reason.
Stuart Hughes - a man who likes getting iPhones and cladding them in gold and diamonds - has decided that he's not been showy enough with his designs.
On top of the diamond and the platinum Apple logo, his “History” edition of the iPhone 4 has a dinosaur, not a gem theme.
The arse of the phone is fashioned from a combination of 65 million-year-old T-Rex tooth and meteor stone.
It would've been funnier if he'd made a smartphone from Trex lard, but there you go.
Only ten are being made and you can buy one for the bargain price of just £40,000.
An essential purchase we think you'll agree.