Want an erection with that meal? ask Burger King
In the attempt to get noticed over other ear-tag vendors, fast-food shops like to do online campaigns which are a bit quirky. There was that dancing chicken bloke who you could make... well... do stuff.
Now, Burger King are at it, with some lass in a shower with what they're imaginatively dubbing 'Burger King Presents Singing In The Shower'.
So, if you're in the business of getting a lob-on over some no-mark in a shower, scrubbing her arse while she sings a pop hit every morning, this showercam should be the best thing you've seen since Porky's Revenge.
Of course, the marketing chumps missed a trick here. What they should have done is something far more humiliating. They should have got a girl who can't sing for toffee and forced her to squirm in a bikini shaped like a Chicken Royale Meal whilst people abused her live. That would have been funny. It would've been like The Wide Awake Club's 'Singing In The Shower' section which got simpletons to butcher '80s pop hits.
Burger King are also offering the chance to win a date with our little performing monkey, which I imagine, won't go as hoped for many of the inevitable onanists as it won't involve a quick soapy wank, but rather, an awkward encounter involving some blokes from Burger King's marketing department constantly saying "Having fun?" and "No touching Burger Girl!"
Unless, of course, they're actually going to prostitute this poor wannabe starlet.