Wake up angry with the new CARROT app

If you have trouble getting up in the morning, here’s an app that’ll really motivate you. (To throw your phone out of the window).

The CARROT app is a sentient alarm clock that pulls no punches. It wakes you up with infernally cheerful music, then requires you to perform a series of tasks to force you to open your eyes and concentrate. If you don’t wake up, CARROT GET ANGRY, and it will probably threaten to kill a kitten.

If you do well, you score points to unlock less annoying alarm tones and tasks, such as mixing a deadly neurotoxin. You might be bleary eyed and ready to kill everyone, but your vulnerable early morning brain will become obsessed with point scoring, and you’ll feel compelled to beat the clock (literally).

Once you’ve unlocked the levels, it will read you a bedtime story. Whether you like it or not.

So, if you’re looking for the most abusive alarm clock in the world, CARROT can be yours for just £1.49 from the App Store. It might get you so angry that you actually get up and go into work to get away from it.

Or you might just kill yourself.

1 comment

  • Don D.
    WTF is dis real?

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