Stream porn movies on your iPhone, iPad and Android

7 April 2010

Hardcore Prawn

Technology is all about one thing. Fiddling with stuff 'til you go blind. So naturally, porn and gadgets are a perfect match.

With that, Adult entertainment people Private Media have announced a new service for iPhone, iPad and Android, that will enable you to stream dirty films. The phrase "I'm just nipping to the toilet, I may be some time" may increase a hundred-fold.

This has been launched by the company's GameLink subsidiary, and thanks to the fact that the words 'GameLink' are in a different colour, you should be aware that you can click it because it's a link. Suffice to say, clicking the link will take you to a page with bums on and stuff.

Basically, the service allows you to stream 15,000+ films, or if you prefer, you can pay more to download them or order DVDs. It's a bit like Spotify, only with a massive hard-on. Oh, and it'll cost yer. You can pay a subscription or, if you're not that fussed, buy minutes.

"We expect this new high-margin business, which is targeted towards the rapidly growing smartphone market, to make a significant impact on both sales and operating profit in 2010 and beyond," says Private CEO Ilan Bunimovitz.

"The US market is expected to be a key revenue driver due to the phenomenal penetration of smartphone ownership coupled with the absence of adult content on US carriers' portals."

Anal Buffet and Maid For Service, here we come!

[ME]

TOPICS:   Technology   Mobile   Gadgets   TV

8 comments

  • F. F.
    "WTF IS DIS REAL" - SHUT THE FUCK UP!
  • Tom P.
    It's crap, there's no Milton Twins pr0n on there.
  • Klingelton
    if there's spoof pr0n (some baggy wizards sleeve with mary kate's face badly photoshopped on) then i'm so getting this...
  • screw y.
    3 minutes please
  • Gadget f.
    Lot's of problems with porn on the iPhone - clumsy if you need to switch hands half way through, have to be more careful where you shoot (touch screen stops working when wet), if you get a call half way through stops the vid, and obviously too small a screen to really enjoy it.
  • zeddy
    Do you use a dictaphone? I use my fingers like most people.
  • Nobby
    Is that Jamie Oliver on the roof. I'm sure I saw an advert for a new shite TV program and he looked like that.
  • The B.
    Hmm, or if you have a decent phone with Flash you can simply stream porn to it from any number of FREE sites and not have to pay a penny.

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