Stay safe online - live in the 1950s instead
Are you keen to stop your kids from falling in with the wrong cybercrowd while they’re surfing the intermaweb? You should educate yourself about some of the perils and pitfalls with the help of this brilliantly-made infomercial from CEOP (Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre).
Erm, no – actually YOU’RE a pointless, overblown, highly stylised, boring, useless old piece of shit that will help precisely no one. Perhaps the aim of it is to provoke you into smashing up all of your internets so that your younglings can never be snared by some kind of evil online Candyman.