Silver underpants to protect your nads from your phone

14 August 2015

Underpants Men! Are you worried about your technological devices making your junk sizzle and wither thanks to radiation? Have you been sat in bed with a laptop on your knee, cooking your gonads? Do you think your phone is somehow making your widger boil?

Well, fear not, because someone has invented some 'smart' underwear which is designed to protect your business, and ensure that you're fertility is unaffected.

Richard Branson has already described these scads as "underpants for superheroes", because the Wireless Armour underwear contains an underlining of pure silver, woven into the fabric, to protect your unmentionables against 99.9% of electromagnetic radiation.

That's the stuff that emits from smartphones, tablets and laptops.

Inventor Joseph Perkins said: “Like so many people, my smartphone and laptop use has increased dramatically in recent years, which made me realise that I was exposing myself to large amounts of electromagnetic radiation, mostly centred on my groin."

"With my physics background I knew there must be a way to shield from electromagnetic radiation using a simple solution. Wireless Armour has been tested by an industry leader in wireless shielding and the results show that our fabric shields against 99.9% of the radiation emitted between 100MHz to 2.6GHz."

"Put simply, this covers the entire range of radiation emitted by wireless devices, from voice and text through to 4G and wi-fi, almost everything is blocked."

Let's just hope you don't end up with argyria from the hi ho silver lining - the illness you get when you're poisoned by silver and it makes your skin look like you're a smurf, like this fella.

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TOPICS:   Technology   Mobile   Cool Stuff

4 comments

  • Han S.
    Widger?
  • Jessie J.
    Wang. I'll take you there.
  • Jessie J.
    Todger.
  • Henry C.
    Tallywacker

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