Reviewers tear the Denon Link Cable a new one on Amazon
Want a link cable made from high purity copper wire? Well chump, it'll cost you. $500 for a new one... a whopping $2499.98 for a used one!
Thankfully, the customer reviews have saved the bacon of this ridiculous Amazon page, with reviewers saying "I regularly spend over $1000 on cables to get the ultimate sound. I keep my music-listening room in a Faraday cage" and "Upon opening the package, an angelic choir started to sing, and reached a crescendo as I laid this cable on my stereo system. Instantly, my antiquated equipment transformed into components made from the clearest diamond-semiconductor. The cable knew where to go, and hooked itself into the correct ports without help from me - all the while, the choir sang praises to the almighty digital god."