Reviewers tear the Denon Link Cable a new one on Amazon

10 December 2009

Want a link cable made from high purity copper wire? Well chump, it'll cost you. $500 for a new one... a whopping $2499.98 for a used one!

rip off cable

Thankfully, the customer reviews have saved the bacon of this ridiculous Amazon page, with reviewers saying "I regularly spend over $1000 on cables to get the ultimate sound. I keep my music-listening room in a Faraday cage" and "Upon opening the package, an angelic choir started to sing, and reached a crescendo as I laid this cable on my stereo system. Instantly, my antiquated equipment transformed into components made from the clearest diamond-semiconductor. The cable knew where to go, and hooked itself into the correct ports without help from me - all the while, the choir sang praises to the almighty digital god."

Click here to read more about it and be sure to check the reviews.

TOPICS:   Technology

9 comments

  • Mark C.
    That is funny.
  • lll
    i like the what the customers ultimately bought link...0.15 cent hdmi cable
  • Andre
    @Ill a link cable though is a tad different to hdmi cable, obviously they were just not looking at the correct item! lol!
  • Ben M.
    It's as old as the hills, but if you haven't yet seen the Paul Ross canvas print, that's worth another 20 minutes of your time... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Canvas-Print-PAUL-ROSS-MirrorPrintStore/dp/B001N6W8U0
  • Crisp
    ^ That is awesome.
  • Tuscan o.
    This is but a fist of straw compared to the might of Tuscan Whole milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz, (providing CP3V online since 2005...) http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top Add http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=pd_sbs_gro_2 for free shipping.
  • Lottysdad
    230 of 232 people found the following review helpful: 1.0 out of 5 stars Why did it have to be blue?, June 28, 2008 By Harmless Gryphon (Nowhere worth mentioning) - See all my reviews I knew my day was going to improve when the truck pulled up at my home with this cable deep within. No ordinary truck, this one was Holy White, and the gold Delivery logo sparkled like a thousand suns reflected through shards of the purest ice formed with unadulterated water collected at the beginning of the universe. The driver, clad in a robe colored the softest of white, floated towards me on the cool fog of a hundred fire extinguishers. He smiled benevolently, like a father looking down upon his only child, and handed me a package wrapped in gold beaten thin to the point where you could see through it. I didn't have to sign, because the driver could see within my heart, and knew that I was pure. Upon opening the package, an angelic choir started to sing, and reached a crescendo as I laid this cable on my stereo system. Instantly, my antiquated equipment transformed into components made from the clearest diamond-semiconductor. The cable knew where to go, and hooked itself into the correct ports without help from me - all the while, the choir sang praises to the almighty digital god. With trepidation, I pushed "play," and was instantly enveloped in a sound that echoed the creation of all matter, a sound that vibrated every cell in my body to perfection. I was instantly taken to the next plane, where I saw the all-father. I knew with my entire soul, that all was good in the world. But then I realized the cable was blue, so I only gave it one star. I hate blue.
  • SeptimusWigley
    'Customers who bought this also bought... Transformer 2:Revenge of the Fallen DVD' Pretty much says it all.
  • Ten B.
    [...] Another review attack by Amazon customers. Some pricey cabling gets it this time [...]

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