Pavlok: electrocuting you out of your bad habits
Have you got a load of bad habits? Silly question. Bitterwallet readers are the most debauched ne'er-do-wells on the internet. Do you want to do anything about those habits? On the incredibly slim chance that you do, then you're in for a shock.
You can get yourself a Pavlok wristband which will electrocute you in a bid to stop you eating too much or whacking one off in front of The One Show.
The electrifying bracelet has raised around £160,000 through crowdfunding thing, Indiegogo, which is well in advance of what they were asking for initially. You can pre-order one for $199.99 (which is around £130) and will be released in 2015.
The producers are calling it the "personal coach on your wrist" and it will give you an electric shock and, it goes without saying, certain Bitterwallet readers will be thinking of new, dirty bad habits they can do with a electrified strap.
You get an app with the wristband. One is an alarm clock that will jolt you out of bed in a morning. Another is called 'Productive', which keeps tabs on your internet habits and if you start dossing off work, you'll get volts in your arm. The last is called 'Fit', which presumably will give you a shock when you stop running or something.
It'll be open-source too, so you can integrate it with other apps and do what you like with it. You can also set it up so friends can send electricity through your limbs for whatever reason.
The Pavlok website refers to itself in grandiose terms that would make Kanye blush: "Pavlok doesn't just track what you do - it transforms who you are. You’ll wish you had started today."
The company say that you can also set it up so that the Pavlok will "shock you when you text your ex-lover" or "beep loudly any time you step inside of a McDonald's".
So there you have it. You can turn yourself into one of Pavlov's dogs (hence the product name) by electro-shocking yourself to change your habits. Marvellous. Please don't send us the videos you make where you've got 5 Pavloks crammed into your undercrackers.