Microsoft's Internet Explorer - now complete with blonde hair, blue eyes and a miniskirt
No-one really likes Microsoft anymore, so they've been looking at ways of making themselves more attractive. So, they've come up wth Inori Aizawa, who is the personification of Internet Explorer.
Looks like Microsoft have been watching Sailor Moon, so they got studio CACANi to make a character for them and here we are, a doe-eyed girl in a super short skirt. Of course, Inori's costume has a load of Microsoft and Internet Explorer logos hidden in it.
And on Inori's Facebook page, she alludes to her being IE in a rather cackhanded way, saying: "When I was younger, I used to be a clumsy, slow and awkward girl. However, just like the story of ugly duckling, people told me that I have really matured and changed over the years. I feel confident in my abilities now, and I'm eager to show you what I can do."
"Why don't you get to know me a little better?"
If you want to see a video of Inori, fighting and sat at home with a Microsoft tablet and all that, look here. See? Isn't searching for pointless crap online really sexy and thrilling all of a sudden?