Limit your uncontrollable surfing time with


Exclusive statistics that have just been generated by our work experience kid Maths Mike show that most of you read Bitterwallet for as long as nine hours a day. That’s a long time, but when you look at all of the magnificent content we provide, it isn’t really a surprise.

But if you’re becoming addicted and find that it’s starting to affect your life, we recommend that you try – a website that allows you to set a time limit of how long you spend on a particular site in one sitting.

For example, if you’re a fellow who enjoys looking at while your wife is out and you know what time she is due to come barrelling through the front door, you can use the service to ensure that you don’t lose track of time and get caught out looking at naked ankles while rubbing yourself furiously. Phew eh?

We think it’s a new thing, but please tell us if it’s an idea that you’ve seen elsewhere before – we love it when you tell us we’re worthless…


  • Anon
    You get this service included for free with a G'friend / Wife - no need for another method of recording how long you have been on the computer for....
  • DrTrouserPlank
    Won't trying to beat the clock just lead to more premature ejaculation?
  • PaulH
    ...I hate being up against the clock...
  • Joanne
    Sounds like that senario was autobiographical and you also like to be told you are worthless...naughty.
  • zeddy
    @PaulH: better than being up against the cock.
  • Mo
    It did nothing for me :(

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