Less the Cult of Apple, more a wedding congregation
“We got to know each other because Ting was looking to buy an iPod - and I managed to strike up a conversation that way. Ting came up with the idea of having the wedding there. I used to joke that the Apple Store is my church because I am not religious, and I loved everything Apple.”
So you were the one in a million who a) spotted a live girl in an Apple Store, and b) somehow wooed her with your mastery of the iPod. That doesn't mean you had to marry her there. And the priest was dressed as Steve Jobs, you say? Fuck entirely off.