Is that a pair of stereoscopic glasses in your pocket, or...
Hugh Hefner. Legend. When asked about the post-Avatar 3D craze, the octogenarian replied: "What would people most like to see in 3D? Probably a naked lady." Bang on, Hef. And given that he has access to both the money and the titties to give people what they want, the June issue of Playboy will feature Hope Dworaczyk and her champion gozoingers proudly splashed across the centre pages in 3D, so you can proudly spla- never mind.
Alternatively, you could always get a girlfriend or, like us, settle for The Hun. We're like Tron in a digital world, happy with our non-stereoscopic images, so long as there's none of the 2G1C nonsense.