HotUKDeals Of The Day - Wednesday 3rd December
Let us take you to a land with lanes lined with trees. From each tree hangs hundreds and hundreds of bargains, each and every one ripe for the picking. If HotUKDeals was a real place, that’s what it would be like. And the people responsible for today’s choicest bargains would be long-armed deal-pickers with pouches that they’d use to store them in.
S**t, I started a sentence with the word ‘and.’ Sorry. And I asterisked out a swear word. Bollocks.
California bankruptcy latest – as Arnie struggles to find the cash that’ll stop California from being angle-grinded off the coast of the USA and floated into the Pacific, one source of quick income has emerged.
It’s the Alien/Predator DVD box set – now yours for just £12.99 and containing all four Alien films, two Predator films and two Alien/Predator films. Arnie’s royalty may only be a small slice of that £12.99 but if we all club together we can surely save The Golden State from near-certain oblivion. Come on people – let’s make a difference.
(deal found by WonderWoman - phwooar!)
Another way to make a difference at this time of year is to not get pissed before you drive your car. Drink driving sounds exciting in theory but it usually ends in a massive tragident. So don’t do it. Or drink Skol.
Luckily, loads of UK pubs will be getting behind a 3-for-1 Coke offer this Christmas, so your designated driver will be able to drive home all hyped-up from the sugar and caffeine and gassier than a Zeppelin, but at least he won’t be pissed.
(deal found by dropshopliverpoo)
If you are drinking and looking for cheap, meaningless sex while you’re about it, you could do a lot worse than this pack of 50 condoms for just £2.20. That’s less than 5p a go and at that price, they MUST be top quality.
Or are they? If you don’t fancy finding out and having a nursery to decorate and kit out in 9 months time, it might be worth giving them a body swerve. HUKD user peodude has provided his/her own special contribution to the debate (below).
(deal found by paperclip)