HotUKDeals Of The Day - Monday 9th February
Here we go again with our daily dose of unbeatable bargainness – brought to you with the help of the keen-eyed saving monkeys at HotUKDeals…
Previously uncool and unloved (you simply CAN’T catch syphilis in them – it’s impossible), supermarkets like Aldi, Netto and Lidl are now the first destination for those of us who like saving money and enjoy the taste of weird Italian cakey bread stuff that it’s just impossible to get anywhwere else.
So get a faceful of this – the 99p Meal Deal. Oh yes children – a sandwich, a bottle of water and a bag of crisps for the grand total of less than a pound. See here to find out which of the big three are doing it (clue right) along with the crippling restrictions they’ve applied.
At a similar price point is four cans of Hollandia lager; available for just 90p in the hallowed aisles of Asda at the moment. That’s 22.5p per can – and they wonder why hundreds of pubs are closing down every week.
Its booze level checks in at just 3% so you could probably drink it all day long while holding down a job as a driver or operator of heavy machinery. It’s far too weak for us here at Bitterwallet. We’re 9% Special Brew men – we drink it in the park with the hairy fellas who give us ideas of news stories for the site.
Ever fancied becoming a manipulator of images? You know the sort of thing – get on the PC before sticking a pic of your wife’s head (minus fifteen years) on to the body of Angelina Jolie before retiring to the shed to do some ‘pottering.’
Now you can, and for a reasonable price too. Photoshop CS3, the professionals’ choice is here for just £175 – a saving of more than £200 on the RRP. See if you can make startling imagery like this picture featuring a seven-fingered child.
(deals found by ViperKeith, Babbler and AndyToys)