Google won't search for Chuck Norris because...
Ah, Google - you may be attempting to take over the world with your schemes, but at least you still have a sense of humour about it. We hadn't seen this before, so thanks to avid Bitterwallet reader Mungo Splodge for passing it on.
Start at the Google homepage, and turn off the auto-search feature. Type "Google won't" and then hit "I'm Feeling Lucky":
Genius. And so true.