Flesh drive - the USB stick that's got it in for... churches?
We're not sure if this is for finding pornography you thought you'd lost, or for your boss or wife to find your secret stash of eastern European yankee doodle. Either way it's likely to cause a world of trouble, divorces and employment tribunals. Yes, it's the porn detection stick:
Put how does it work? Here's the science bit, concentrate:
The Porn Detection Stick uses a complex series of algorithms to analyze flesh tones, shapes and curvatures, face detection, body part separation, and more to alert you to images likely to contain pornographic material.
The blurb claims that 'a search of a 500 GB hard drive with over 70,000 images takes only about an hour and a half.' Christ, they've been testing it on the Bitterwallet servers. Interestingly, ProofPronto is marketing the American product to three groups: 'parents', 'employers' and 'schools and churches' ('pornographic content can easily contaminate your organisation's computers'). Quite a problem you've got there, Uncle Sam.