Even if you LOVEFiLM, you'll be screwed by their promotions
We've just launched our annual lambasting of shoddy business practises with Bitterwallet’s Worst Company of 2009, but if there was a prize for nonsensical terms and conditions, LOVEFiLM would clean up right now. The DVD subscription service is currently running an online promotion to "celebrate the return of Hot Chocolate week", that lesser-known pagan holiday that everyone seems to have lived without previously and suffered no ill-effects. That, or it's a bullshit marketing promotion from Mars:
Fancy a free sample? Unconcerned about data capture and relentless spamming until the end of time? No problem! Just register your details with LOVEFiLM and you're away!
What's that, you say? The statement concerning data protection makes less sense than a brass cloud?
We double-dare you to find a more nonsensical piece of marketing legalese - why not get the whole office involved in spotting bullshit-baffles-brains today? Send your efforts to [email protected]
Thanks to Bitterwallet reader Chris