Did you win a Nexus One from Bitterwallet? No. But who did?

First the good news. As you read this, an unlocked Nexus One handset is being propelled across oceans from Google HQ to the Bitterwallet offices, where it will shortly be used to view hardcore images of Lady Sonia forwarded on to our lucky winner! But out of the thousands of avid Bitterwallet readers who entered our competition, which of you has won this super duper superphone?

Well, therein lies the bad news. It's not you. Probably. Unless you're name is Jordan Hall and you live in Whitby. If that is you, hooray! Bring on the dancing girls and cigars! If it's not you, then know this - our love and respect for you, dear reader, is unconditional and absolute. Jordan was the first name picked at random from the entries, and his first words were to ask if it was a scam. The rapscallion.

If you did enter, thanks for doing so - more cutting edge gadgetry / boxes of crapola to win soon.


  • The B.
    Whitby? Seriously? Do they even have electricity in Whitby? Nice of you to reference Lady Sonia though, she's a good old girl.
  • Fella-Tio
    fair play, well done lad/lass
  • Jassen
    Congrats! Still badly want this phone, have fun!
  • We're W.
    I hate this blog.
  • maxtweenie
    Well done. If you find you can't get on with it, you know where to send it.....
  • Junkyard
    Congratulations - guess you'll have to move house to get a 3G signal though.
  • akme
    they have goths in whitby
  • Emma
    Congrats Jordan :)
  • Mike
    Damn if only i posted 3 hrs later...
  • Jordan
    Still can't get over I've won! Cheers for the congrats guys. And apologies Bitterwallet, you dont win an awesome phone everyday right? haha
  • Mark
    Great. I can't even win a bag of shit now days.
  • Mark P.
  • Mark M.
    Must be a fix... I'm not called Jordan, and i'm not from Whitby.. but Whitby is in Yorkshire, so its a good place.... Congrats!!! M
  • dunfyboy
    Congrats Jordan. Bitterwallet, can you at least send me a phone that works? Doesn't have to too flash (just a bit flash).
  • Turbo
    Does this mean I can now unsubscribe from the useless daily bitterwallet updates?
  • charitynjw
    WHAAAAAT!!! No, you can't be serious - you OWE me that 'phone! Right, BW people, I'm going to climb to the top of BW Towers & jump- then you'll be sorry! (Yes you will cos I'll wait 'till you're coming out of the door below ha ha!!) Seriously - well done, Jordan
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