Did you win a Nexus One from Bitterwallet? No. But who did?
First the good news. As you read this, an unlocked Nexus One handset is being propelled across oceans from Google HQ to the Bitterwallet offices, where it will shortly be used to view hardcore images of Lady Sonia forwarded on to our lucky winner! But out of the thousands of avid Bitterwallet readers who entered our competition, which of you has won this super duper superphone?
Well, therein lies the bad news. It's not you. Probably. Unless you're name is Jordan Hall and you live in Whitby. If that is you, hooray! Bring on the dancing girls and cigars! If it's not you, then know this - our love and respect for you, dear reader, is unconditional and absolute. Jordan was the first name picked at random from the entries, and his first words were to ask if it was a scam. The rapscallion.
If you did enter, thanks for doing so - more cutting edge gadgetry / boxes of crapola to win soon.