COMPETITION - win a Google Nexus One with Bitterwallet!

6 January 2010

Bitterwallet -competition! Win a Google Nexus OneThere's nothing like some good old fashioned bandwagoning. The world is going horseshit crazy for the Nexus One handset from Google - and in a fit of desperate shallowness, so are we. So what if the lacklustre launch presentation appeared to take place in a boardroom near Surbiton? Who cares if most folk are only loving the Nexus One because it's not the iPhone? Not us! It's new, it's shiny, and we've got one to give away.

Well, not yet we haven't. But we've ordered one and it's got YOUR name on it. Well, not yet it hasn't. But you know what we mean.

Bitterwallet is giving you the chance to win an unlocked Nexus One handset - there are three ways to enter, and you can enter all three ways, you lucky blighters:

- if you haven't already, subscribe to our email alerts; you can do this by entering your email address in the top right hand corner of the page where it say 'Subscribe To Email Alerts!' and completing the registration process. This counts as one entry.

- using your powers of cognitive thought and imagination, complete the following quote in 12 words or less:

"Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because..."

Post your completed quote in the comments below; we're not judging them on grounds of content, so don't take time off work to compose it. Remember to include a valid email address in the appropriate field when you leave your comment - don't worry, other readers can't see it. This counts as one entry.

- If you're on Twitter, tweet a link to this post (or simply retweet this one) and include the hashtag #bitterwallet. Don't spam folk with multiple tweets as we'll only be counting eligible accounts once. This counts as one entry.

You have until 5pm next Monday to enter, so off you go and best of luck! And fans of official small print, your luck's in:

  • The competition ends on Monday 11th January 2010 at 5pm GMT
  • Open to UK residents only
  • One person per household may enter
  • Only one entry per person for each of the three means of entry will be valid
  • You must complete the email address verification to be eligible
  • You must include a valid email address if commenting below
  • The prize will be dispatched to the winner within fourteen working days of Bitterwallet receiving it from Google
  • Bitterwallet’s decision regarding the winner is final and no correspondence will be entered into

TOPICS:   Technology   Mobile

613 comments

  • merlin
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…it's probably good, but it's not an iPhone!
  • Brainboy
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it is simply that awesome.
  • CompactDistance
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it has a freakingly awesome 1Ghz processor.
  • Jack
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I could search for deals and look at bitterwallet on the move
  • CompactDistance
    By the way great comp BW.
  • Gaunt F.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…because it'll make my final degree project so much easier
  • Richard C.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I will join the google borg
  • Sami
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it will be yet another distraction from work.
  • Pedant
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…blah blah blah blah jesus phone blah yankee doodle blah blah cock
  • Matt
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's not made by Apple.
  • Matt J.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…my life seems futile and unsubstantial without shiny things in my pocket.
  • Conor
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it looks like it'd be good for porn
  • Mark M.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i can't think of a reason
  • Jack
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... just one Google phone isn't enough for me
  • ronco
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I need something to steady a wonky table
  • nigel J.
    Wondering why everyone said "Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…it’s probably good, but it’s not an iPhone!" . Actually I think a Nexus One could be better than an iPhone - similar to a droid, and an interesting comparison to the N900 In fact if you send me all three I'll compare them for you ;-)
  • Matt
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's processing power will knock spots of my HTC Hero.
  • Tom
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's curves do wonders for my danglies
  • Alan C.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because everyone in my office has an iphone and I have a brick.
  • Elton A.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would allow me to continue in my quest for world peace !
  • Dan V.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because quite frankly I'm intrigued!
  • HanTot
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it has a removable battery
  • Alison M.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because its looks cool and its black!
  • Georgio
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… there will be an app for everything
  • Gadget 4.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I like playing with my Googlees!
  • Mark P.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I have ADD and ooh! A penny!
  • RichardB
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because because because because because.....because of the wonderful things it does, da da da da da da da!
  • Fahd M.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I could check bitterwallet from anywhere!
  • Aaron
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… i hate the world and everything in it (apart form the nexus one)
  • Rob
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... it would stop me having to use smoke signals in the office.
  • Ryan C.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it looks heavy enough to hurt apple fan boys without breaking.
  • STC
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because of the time travelling app
  • KevinM
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would be no good when I'm dead!
  • Gerard P.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I am a google fanboy.
  • david
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because then I could sell my iPhone on my favourite auction site
  • Ben M.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I'm bored of paying for Steve Jobs to become a cyborg.
  • shadowfixer
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because like Bitterwallet google is not evil - honest.
  • Paul C.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… the hype is ripe and google know everything else about me anyway!
  • Graham
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because then I have google turn by turn navigation.
  • Andy
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because they took our jobs!!! De dok de derbs!!!
  • Misterel
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I could use the streamlined front as a microscopic snowboard.
  • SamB
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... I can write a feral trolley app for it!
  • Marco
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would allow me to take lots of pictures of feral trolleys...
  • Mr P.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… it'll rock my socks too!
  • JC
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…just looking at it gives me a stiffy, holding it...!!
  • Maggie B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because my own phone has broke and i so need a new one!
  • Jeffrey A.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... I'm a paedophile and the police will catch me looking things up.
  • Jassen
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I can surf and email easily on the go and on toilet.
  • LB33
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I could check out Mike Hock's latest comments on the move, they rock my world even more.
  • Sarah
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… Chuck Norris likes it [presumed], and therefore everyone else needs one to breathe.
  • Binky
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it will help me secretly check Facebook while @ work.
  • Brian
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I could finally be a real boy, Uncle Geppeto!
  • duffster
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… i too am shallow,broke and twisted .
  • Chris
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i could use it with my manket
  • Thom
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I am fed up of my Nokia 6233's tiny screen
  • andy
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I would be able to cheat at pub quizzes SO much more effectively with the voice search functionality.
  • Dank
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… it just bloody will, ok?
  • Edward S.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…like Google I 'Do No Evil' and am immortal!
  • Christopher
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... with a custom Android app using the scanBarcode() function, a quick photo, auto Amazon search, parse out the item name and re-search of HUKD for said name... my days of field based HUKDs are finally here :) And hopefully cheaper than the iPhone. Whic h I can't program for anyways.
  • Damien R.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I could use its superpowers to get through the impassable three inches of snow.
  • Dr. R.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I could use the shiny screen to flag down passing aircraft.
  • IanM
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I don't want a proprietary fruit-based product
  • thomas l.
    ... because, like the feral trolley picture on the web site, my life would be empty without it.
  • MrFloppy
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…there's nothing like a new toy to poke
  • Samantha A.
    It would remind me how wonderful Bitterwallet is for picking me
  • Peterod
    I can buy a load of shite apps at marketplace
  • Mark R.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I wouldn't have an iphone like my lame friends!
  • Loopygirl
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I'll download the "Rock & Draw Breath" app for it.
  • maxtweenie
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because ..... My friends, who have no class Stick your Iphone up your arse!
  • Gabriel
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would mean a much needed upgrade to my current phone.
  • ISHOULDCOCO
    "Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because information is free and android defeats Cupertino's vacuous, drm'ed, overpriced cattle phone"
  • MATT
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…because...its a superphone and that can do anything
  • Sally
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because its so cool!
  • jenniwren12
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I’ll be one of the hippest chicks around!
  • MayContainNuts
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I don't have boobies to play with :(
  • Canyoueverowntoomanyphones?
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…One day, Google will will rule the Earth.
  • Lou
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… My other mobile phone blew up.
  • gamma911
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I'll be able to finally use voice features that work
  • Neil
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I could finally compete with my wife's iPhone
  • t s.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would keep me up to date!
  • Garth
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it has a freakingly awesome 1Ghz processor.
  • SK
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I didnt get any (not ONE single) present over the christmas and this sure would perk up my new year... plus I need a phone to replace by beloved K800i, plus I have yet to win one bloody competition... plus in all honesty, I would probably give this phone to my sister as shes a doctor and probably needs one and shes too stingy to spend upon herself... plus... (sigh)
  • Mark
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I have no life!
  • Jenny P.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would make me the envy of my children and more to the point, grandchildren.
  • minxykitty
    A nexus one would rock my world every moment i continue to draw breath because everyone would b sooooo jealous because its an awesome phone
  • alex
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because 42.
  • Lyn
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because my iphone would be so jealous and o2 would cry.
  • We're W.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… because because because because because, because of the wonderful things it does! I'm a fucking genius. If only I hadn't wasted my time on this.
  • MyOtherUserNameIsAFerrari
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i think it would cure my Fuck Tits Cock Scrotom Tourettes Syndrome"
  • Rob B.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” I could go on the net and view pictures of discarded trolleys
  • Oliver
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it will make the next iPhone even better.
  • Monni
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i could swap my iPhone for one and feel like a real man again!
  • Thomas F.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… of all its Googledegook”
  • Jason
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I really reallly want one,
  • Fred
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I would enjoy the multi-coloured notification LED.
  • Mattitude
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… there's probably an Android app for World Domination!
  • Bill B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… ...DIXONS IS SHITE.
  • Dan
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's like google but in a phone.
  • TykingMyTime
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... it means Bitterwallet gave me an Apple rival which is funny.
  • Andrea P.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because for once in my life I would have a better phone than my two sons!! Wicked!!
  • AndreasDeCoopmarche
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would let me record photos of all the dog corpses I rape.
  • gari189
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because - no wait , it wouldn't. There are much more inportant things in life.
  • WM
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… the T-Mobile Pulse pees me off because it's stuck on Android 1.5
  • buckster
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I have OCD and must have every new gadget
  • Wayne
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because my cat's breath smells of cat food.
  • silvia
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I think it's time to replace my Motorola 1000 Autotelefon.
  • gareth S.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because the world will have ended 2012 and i wont have upgraded yet
  • Tom M.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I'm an Android developer ( http://www.heychinaski.com/alarmed ) and I need a better test device than the G1!
  • NellieIrrelevant
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because as soon as I get it I will hang myself. From a rocking chair.
  • gibran a.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i would use it to check Bitterwallet for more iPhone related news
  • Dane h.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…it's probably better than a jesusPhone"
  • Rayman
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I got mine for free, so HA.
  • Sid
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because.... I'd be the first to own a "superphone".
  • Phil
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I really am that shallow.
  • d3money
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because odds of winning are better with 12 plus wordsters ruled out. lol
  • Lee B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…drawing breath is difficult when you have asthma like me.
  • shiffard
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because even God has a hard on for Nexus Ones!
  • C M.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because..hm, I don't know why because I've never seen one.
  • Sean M.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I hope it kills off the iPhone.
  • zacspeed
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I could sell it to pay for the head gasket on my motor :o(
  • Ian L.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I want to be the only person at work without an iPhone, as I am now.
  • Neil
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... [insert witty comment here]
  • Dan
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…it's shiny like a golf ball.
  • Dai
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…it sounds a bit like 'sex us' *snigger*.
  • Ryan W.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it will be free and my student loan can actually go on rent :)
  • Kevin H.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I'm skint and I need to sell my iPhone to pay for the contract on Vodafone, when I win the Nexus one.
  • Stefan B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because the glory of Satan compels me to enter competitions.
  • munkigurl
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… you can probably make some hilarious anagram involving 'sex' and 'tit' and 'nob' from their combined names, but I can't be arsed to think about it.
  • Tobeman
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… the battery on my 2G iPhone is rubbish!
  • Jerome
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's better than getting kicked in the teeth by a yak.
  • Bob
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… it may stop bitterwallet loving the jesus, sorry i mean iphone, quite so much.
  • Helen
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I'd ditch my ancient brickphone and get Bitterwallet RSS for on-the-move pleasure!
  • dj_urban
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… this is one nexus of a competition, bitterwallet reads are good.
  • michael s.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would give me a new SIM to but into my unlocked iPhone
  • Chris H.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… it'd fetch a few quid on ebay
  • SimbaK2K
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because its made by google!
  • Mike S.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's not an iphone
  • Ken
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it means I won't have to retire everyone.
  • Harjeevan B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because Google is my god and he’s awesome!
  • goon
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i could sell it and hire a really good prostitute for a hour or so.
  • gidon
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I can do away with this rubbish iPhone
  • Kevin W.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I need Google in my life everyday
  • cmike1000
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it'll taste sweet after sucking on my vinegar-soaked wallet.
  • Badgie
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would aid my fiendish plans for world domination
  • Dan J.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I am a MAN and I NEED GADGETS!
  • Anthony C.
    Oh my god, it's full of teh Shiny!
  • DavidL
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… it'd be everything I needed everywhere I was every time.
  • Phill
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i'm running out of app space on my iPhone!
  • Finlay
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I would use it to give Google all my personal data... again.
  • Suman G.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... I WANT A NEXUS ONE RIGHT NOW. Please.
  • PaulH
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because...the future of the human race depends on it!
  • Kevin R.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I don't have enough bulges in my pockets!
  • AndyA
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I think I might be lost without it... and its GPS...
  • Matt
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it will help me main-line my internet addiction.
  • Sideysid
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I could pretend it was one of those 80's keyrings that made space noises and explosions when you pressed the buttons.
  • Dave
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I can't be arsed to waste my money on one.
  • Michael K.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… ... i really like most the things Google has made so far and would like to try out there new phone which has a lot of fun looking software,i would like to phone to be able to read any Bitterwallet updates whilst at school and to mess on with all the apps you can download to the phone
  • Jack T.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it will be mildly entertaining.
  • Dr4in
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I'm sad.
  • David
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…it could prove an adequate electronic brain replacement for my mangled mind.
  • Cindy
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… Im the only person in their 20's without a smart phone!"
  • I.wish.I.could.fly
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…to be honest I don't care about this quote, but I do want the Nexus. Thanks.
  • derek
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I have a big willy
  • Timbo
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I could finally dump the horror that is my BlackBerry Bold, yay! (p.s. I NEED this phone, please pick me!)
  • Roman
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I can live without air, but I can't live without the Nexus One :|
  • Richard
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... I am too poor to buy anything that cool for myself.
  • Jason
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…Just give me the fucking phone you bunch of cocksuckers!
  • Steve B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... my next breath will literally be my last and it must count.
  • Andrew W.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I would route it and rub it in the face of iPhone.
  • Tom W.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I need to feed my Facebook addiction more :P
  • dunfyboy
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I'm shallow. Of course it wouldn't. It's only a fucking phone.
  • Aadityaa
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would make life a lot simpler
  • Aditya
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because they would be perfect complements to each other...
  • Ray
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it connects me to the world
  • Kimberly
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would be free
  • Ed S.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would make me feel really cool.
  • Paul C.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I want to Use Google Goggles and Google Voice Damnitt
  • rac
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because 1 GHZ is nearly the double of my current power
  • goon
    its amazing the gayness of some of these
  • Allison P.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” I am currently housebound due to snow , have no electricity, boyfriend stuck on motorway miles away - so at least it would be something to keep me entertained!!!
  • Heather S.
    like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because.....its wicked and i'm very fickle
  • Nicola
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” I will have a gadget better than anything my boyfriend owns and I will reign supreme!!!
  • toniq
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… as i do this good deed, please fill my nexus need!
  • domingo
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” - i-Hate i-phones....!
  • Liam S.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I've had the same broken Samsung phone for two years.
  • Sally
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…1 me, 1 Nexus One
  • Robbie
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I'm still stuck with a Sony Ericsson C902 until my contract runs out in a few months, and even then likely couldn't afford this. Please put me out of my misery!
  • Anna W.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment i continue to draw breath because, it just would!
  • Paul R.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I would rule the world with one in my pocket.
  • Lora
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because...I can surf for deals on Bitterwallet and HUKD while I'm on the go!
  • Steve F.
    it's shinier than a shiny silver mirror coated in extra shinyness and dazzled by sixteen sapphire laser beams
  • John T.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…i havent and wont be swung over by the Iphone hype, the nexus one will rule the world !!!
  • Sharon A.
    a free phone would be just the best phone ever!
  • Gavin
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because Google is taking over the world!!! All hail our web based rulers.
  • M E.
    it will be the most wanted phone on the planet!!
  • Ollie
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I could look down on Iphone owners.
  • Shaun
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…it's about time we had a decent alternative to the JesusPhone!
  • Andrew
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because Android is the future of open mobile phone stability and speed.
  • Sharon W.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would make me one cool mum :)
  • Tony W.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I need something to distract me from my tiny winkle
  • Phil W.
    "Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because then I'll be omnipresent in my quest for deals and Consumer Revenge.
  • charitynjw
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because...........I won it in a BW competition & it's not golden or turdish
  • David P.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i'll have the world in my pocket and no iphone troupe or bindows crowd could stop me.
  • GARY h.
    it kicks the iphone into touch
  • Hazel
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I`m short and i could stand tall with this ultra cool phone in my hands.
  • Caroline S.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would knock spots of hubby's N97 and shut him up for a while
  • William
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I refuse to buy an iPhone and join the ranks of the Apple Sheep
  • Gregor
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because my current nokia n-brick has weighed me down and bent my spine
  • Carrie-ann
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… it beats the [email protected] outta my nokia!
  • timmmers
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…surely it ensures my celebrity status”
  • Christ
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's so sleek i'll be able to pop it between my bum cheeks and store it so there is more room for grapes in my pockets (gotta have your 5 a day!).
  • Carolyn M.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…it's new, it's cool and it's so me!
  • Mike H.
    Because i only have twelve seconds left to live. Nine words..................Bollocks
  • Jack C.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because, I like cheese!(And a new phones great):D
  • Christ
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it’s so sleek i’ll be able to pop it between my bum cheeks and store it so there is more room for grapes in my pockets (gotta have your 5 a day!). Wupsy scratch that last entry I forgot to put my email on.
  • CAP781N
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because.... err i forgot... whats a Nexus.... Dam! If only I had a smartphone, thats smarter than me to remind me of stuff...
  • tupac
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would help me finally take over the world, MUHAHAHAHA (laughs evily)
  • Keith S.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I've really got some nice toys here, but need a Nexus One
  • Chris
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I'm sad that way
  • CAP781N
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…. err i forgot… Dam! If only I had a smartphone…
  • CAP781N
    done mine again , as i went a bit over 12 words :)
  • Paul H.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…it wraps up everything you need in one super slick package!
  • Nikki
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because...I need a smartphone to keep me organised!!!
  • justMe
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I will be assimilated.
  • David
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... all I really need is something that does everything
  • cheapskate
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's free...
  • Simon
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it is slightly better than a choc-ice
  • MAZZ
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it is slightly better than SEX! xx
  • Pascal S.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's not my shitty G1
  • antonis
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… i really really need a new toy to play with!
  • TVDBP
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I'd use it as a backup phone when I don't wanna get my iPhone damaged" (also tweeted and subbed)
  • spuckle
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I don't like to USE XENON flash (anagram FYI)
  • Richard
    Nexus: The mobile phone of the future.
  • Charles H.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…my other phone is useless. . can hardly make a phone call let alone send a text
  • Brian B.
    I would like a Nexus one because I could then ram my Nokia N97 up the arse of the nearest iPhone owner and enter the 20th century, without becoming on of THEM!
  • Jamie L.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…my world needs rocking and this phone is shocking
  • Big A.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... it's considerably less wanky than the Jesus Phone and I want one”
  • Kris M.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…for once I'd have the best phone out of all my mates!”
  • greg
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i could read it while scratching my balls
  • Arturrro
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… it has a cool name and, u know, it's from them Googlz
  • stuart m.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i can check out bitter wallet website while at work.
  • George
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…i have a radio in my car.
  • Arsalan A.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because.. Bitterwallet will give me One Nexus.
  • Andrew S.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because such a futile existence is easily embellished. What a load of bollocks.
  • Joff
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I can't be bothered to come up with something witty on here.
  • Paul M.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it is the best thing since sliced bread!
  • Carl B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I hate my Windows Mobile Touch Diamond!
  • Jen
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I cannot afford an iPhone.
  • Solange
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I dont have one. Simples.
  • Armin T.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… then I could be some kind of dual wielding iPhone / Android Jedi!
  • P T.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…It vibrates!
  • J W.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… Apples give me indigestion!
  • Alan G.
    I am tall
  • Nexus B.
    [...] entered our Nexus One competition yet? No? You fool. You could win a brand new superphone from Google – it’s the most [...]
  • Paul
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i love gadgets as much as cutting edge consumer reporting.”
  • J D.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because my cat smells like cat food
  • Antony L.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… ...it'd give me more reasons to look at something else at work other than work!
  • adiem
    i would set it to vibrate sit on it and ring it all day from my work phone
  • James
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it'd mean I'd finally won one of these competitions
  • Chris W.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it might be a little bit better than my Nokia N97!
  • br04dyz
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I spilt tuscan whole milk on my three wolves tshirt - so sad.
  • Tom
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I would use it to end world hunger and bring peace yerrk.
  • Mike B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I am a geek - period!
  • Mango
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i would finally have a good phone worth showing off
  • asura
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's not as gay as an iphone
  • luke
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… i can watch youporn on the go!
  • Kerry L.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because android is the new black
  • Domo
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... only SUPERPHONES can contain the liquid awesome of the BitterWallet news feed."
  • Paresh
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because...it will cheer up my Bitter Wallet unlike the iPhone!
  • Kate
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… it could theoretically power a makeshift defibrillator
  • Sagor
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because its a sex un one
  • Sammy
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I'm bored of my old SE and cant afford to buy a new phone!
  • Tommy J.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…shinythingshinythingshinythingshinythingshinything!
  • Stephen B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... then i could browse bitterwallet while lolling at DSGi morons
  • Sunny
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because...I could check my emails whilst taking a sitting on the loo:)
  • Dan
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I validate myself amongst friends with expensive gadgetry I'll never fully utilise.
  • bod
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because.... fuck it, I don't know, but I want that phone... please.
  • Alex
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because because because because, because of the wonderful things he does
  • Don
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I am really really sad.
  • Digital E.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because .... I can breed it with my iPhone to make the iNexus Phone
  • AlanS
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it will let me convince my daughter I know best after she got i-phone
  • Riz
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I would stop trying to fit my fist in my mouth.
  • MYC
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I would like to jump on the bandwagon too!
  • Kris
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I don't want to get bum rushed by signing up to giving away hundreds of pounds a shit contract I will never fully use.
  • Marty
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… erm, I'm not too sure really, but I'd still quite like one.
  • andy
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I need a new phone.
  • Seth
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because both provide HACKS, TIPS & NEWS FROM THE TRENCHES WITH WIT, STYLE AND ELEGANCE.
  • Neo
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because as Google, I am becoming... EVIL.
  • Mystery M.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because they both have real purdy flashing lights and spangly sounds." “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I'd never spend money on such a pile of dog-turd."
  • Wilbur
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I just ate an entire tin of dog food and enjoyed every bite.
  • House, M.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I could read Bitterwallet on my phone and pretend I'm recieving lots of texts, making me seem cool and popular. That's what phones are for, right?
  • Mark
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because me being the techie geek that I am, need every help I can to pick up the techie geek chicks.
  • Dan
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… iPhones are for the real mouthbreathers
  • Nigel
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… these last tweleve words have little to do with the first seventeen”
  • Margaret C.
    I dont get out that often
  • Onlineo
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…it rules.
  • Robert
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because they are ace.
  • Jit
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because My phone is old and rusty...
  • Matt
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because of the overwhelming stench of capitalism it exudes. Capitalism rawks.
  • Jez
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I'm a little teapot, short and stout
  • Phil
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because my shiny new N96 from last year was such a disappointment as a smart phone...
  • Murray
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would be mega-cool.
  • phwip
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... Stop reading these comments... surely you've got something better to do.
  • Lengucanine
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… i would upload pics of trolleys on the go !
  • Allen
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I like turtles.
  • Jamie
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I love Google so the phone must be just as good!
  • Al
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… when strategically placed it's vibrate function is rumoured to be better than sex with Russell Brand.
  • Jed
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…it’s thin, fast, light, has an amazing screen, aaaaahh!!
  • Josh
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would probably make me immortal
  • Burhan
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…like Bitterwallet's editors, its a cock of a phone.
  • James
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I've heard it has an app that'll toast my crumpets.
  • Shannon O.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I'm sick of being an iPhone Clone!
  • Jason
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…my LG Renoir sucks every breath I draw out of me.
  • Simon B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because O Doyle Rules!
  • toby
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's made by google.. cm'on!
  • Harj
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… Google = skynet!!!
  • Mike
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i like turtles!
  • Carl
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” I need something to compare my i-phone to. :)
  • Jax
    ... because I live in the North AND I've discovered you - two pretty compelling reasons - great site.
  • James H.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I have the ability to make this response exactly twelve words long!
  • Matt D.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because without them I would very likely have to be an Apple fanboy...
  • Winner
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… shagging sheep just isn't what it used to be.
  • Chuzz W.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I keep my phone next to my testicles to feel the vibration”
  • Jonah
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it must let me meet James T Kirk (unless Star Trek lies).
  • Paul
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” my macboy friend would be green with envy
  • Thomas B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…
  • Thomas B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…it would help me to write the competition entry ;-)
  • Justin
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because my Droid friends would be jealous.
  • Natalie
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because my phone just broke and I need a new one!
  • Shane
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I want to wipe smile off Jobs' face”
  • Charlie M.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... i need a paperweight to stop my wads of money blowing away.
  • Weasel C.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I'm not feeling very well and might die before the hype ends.
  • Alan M.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because shiny electronic things are my world.
  • Redoriffic
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I would like to be googlefied.
  • Jacki A.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because its here
  • emma a.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it sounds like something from blade runner, my favourite film!
  • Daphne
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I haven't got an iphone!
  • lidds123
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I DONT EVEN LIKE VEG
  • Jordan H.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it is looking to be the best iphone competitor yet! 1Ghz processor!!!
  • Stuart
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I wouldn't be just like everyone else.
  • Omar
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because this isn't just any android... this is an M&S Android...
  • John
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's compatible with my iron lung.
  • Ian
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because Google > Apple
  • John B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…duh, everyone wants one!
  • Mark W.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... I could rat out my sister's hit-list on Facebook too, awesome!
  • Terence V.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it runs on the android system not window$.....
  • Michelle B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i WANT TO WIN LOL
  • Terence V.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's the i phone killer! YAY!!!
  • Stirling B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's the iphone killer!! YAY!!!
  • Sim
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… ..well if you're not marking on content, I won't bother to think of anything half decent”
  • Elvira J.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i'm out of breath with iphone and wonder which one is better.
  • Rod
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because my second name is Nexus and it will be like having a phone named after me.
  • Dansandman
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... it's sooooooooo shiny.
  • Robyn
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because its simply a beautiful creation! beats any phone out there!
  • Glen
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's the phone equivalent of Chuck Norris, ROUNDHOUSE!
  • Robyn
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because the iphone is CRAP! and google kick ass! ;)
  • sherieannb
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would make me happy to have my world in my hand”
  • FB
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it is sexy and sleek and I LOVE it.
  • Maggie
    Don't know, but I'd love to win one anyway.
  • Jennifer K.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… it's a phone of the future and I am future phone mad!! xx
  • Jakaraka
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… it's running Android baby!
  • Naeem
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I got it form the best blog eva!:)
  • kerry r.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because....i'd be connected to the world and I am bitter wallet!
  • Jack A.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I breath electronic fumes!”
  • Terryn
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…Google is my best friend, believe me, I tweeted it Jan 2nd.”
  • diz
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's a better bitter stuff for life support.
  • NX3
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” its free
  • linda w.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because.....I just love gadgets
  • Craggy_UK
    love it thanks
  • Three B.
    [...] Post your completed quote in the comments on the first post about the competition here; we’re not judging them on grounds of content, so don’t take time off work to compose it. Remember to include a valid email address in the appropriate field when you leave your comment – don’t worry, other readers can’t see it. This counts as one entry. [...]
  • Fin
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I dislike asphyxiation.
  • Ed C.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… It looks like a very slick interface and a great phone
  • Matt
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because everytime I used it, it would remind me what a cheapskate I am.
  • Simon D.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I'm a gadget whore and technology means more to me than family or friends. Or life itself.
  • Phil H.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I would love to see what Google have to offer!!
  • Jozef L.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would make sure I would always be connected.
  • pdjpdj
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… the wind-powered attachment it has means breathing would make it work.
  • Mab A.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because.... I can surf on the sly when wifey watches s**t like Pig Brother.
  • Veronica
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me have the Nexus One, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will make you eat it.
  • Jaimesh
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... the smouldering speed of the satanic Snap Dragon will slowly scorch the super-sucky Jesus Phone.
  • Stephen H.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's innovative, bang up to date and let's you know what's going on in the world !
  • Martine C.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because, I want it, I want it now ! (well you said content didn't matter)
  • Steven B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because one day i will use it to control my microwave
  • Barijohn
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I need a new penis substitute as the car is stuck in the snow :(.
  • Josh G.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it includes a portable earthquake inducer, this phone has everything baby, yeah!
  • Lou
    Like blah blah blah because... it would be even cooler than my htc hero
  • La W.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I don't like iphone.
  • Rem
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because shiny new phones are my friends
  • G D.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... with this in my left pocket, and iPhone on my right... PLAYA!
  • Thi C.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I don’t like my crap samsung phone.
  • Marty P.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… it would encourage my sarcasm and bitterness to a wide audience
  • Grunty
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I wouldn't feel bitter and it wouldn't affect my wallet
  • dvdj
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… it's something else for BW to post about other than the iphone
  • MuckingFuppet!
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it might help me find the 6th replicant!
  • Andy
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…Mighty Lord Xenu demands it.
  • TJ
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I need a phone better than iphone.
  • Jeff
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's got to be better than the SE Satio!!
  • Nick F.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I am a massive technogeek and my current phone is broken!
  • Brude
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because puppies just dont have the effect they used to have...
  • myiphoneisbroken
    "Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it'd make up for the fact all the 'funny' quotes have gone..."
  • Jonsend
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... I've only got one leg.
  • Chris C.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because all your Nexus are belong to us
  • Gareth H.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” the vibrate function is sure to tickle my prostate
  • Darren R.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because google plane to subsidise phones %100 by mobile advertising in the years to com!
  • ddt
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…Id have to breathe on it to wipe clean my fingermarks
  • Janusz J.
    "Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because" a free one would not lighten my wallet and will hopefully leave iPhone users bitter
  • Tristram E.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because Google beats Apple any day of the week! Oh and I can't afford an iphone but a free nexus one is just about within my budget!
  • Helen F.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it will have meant I have joined the 21st century and can now compete with my kids!
  • austen
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because its from google and at their worst/best they are as deeply cynical as the bitterwallet team
  • Fella-Tio
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I can then go roung and bling it up y'all
  • Richard
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…my Nokia 3210 is starting to feel out-dated.
  • Martin
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I want to see what MS Bing looks like on it!
  • Skinto M.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…IT WILL. So there.
  • Phil
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I only have one leg
  • Mike P.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…my last phone was stolen :(
  • Jaime H.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… it is just so frickin' cool!
  • Donstallion
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… With a screen that size, I could use it as sledge :D
  • Steve
    I need the toilet...
  • Crisp
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it gives me something to show off to the iPhone users!
  • Jehova
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because my dog is dying and only a Nexus One can save him!
  • Damien
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” Then I can sell my laptop to pay the rent.
  • Win N.
    [...] Bitterwallet is giving away an unlocked Nexus One.  Details here. [...]
  • Chris
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would help me save more money, from anywhere.
  • Ralf N.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I live in an Iron Lung and drawing breath is hard enough.
  • Phil D.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I'm bald and easily pleased, just ask the missus.
  • Austin K.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... I'd get to make my own apps; I can't afford a smartphone. :(
  • Winston S.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I work for o2 and it would shut people up about Iphone
  • Tebily
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I'll know I've helped Google's inexorable march towards controlling the planet.
  • Segz A.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…it breaks new ground in delivering great mobile experience to google entertainment.
  • Ben T.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… my inch-thick G1 creates an offensive bulge in my trouser pocket.
  • adr0ck
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because then i would know that it isn't just bitterwallets mates who win
  • Martin
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i'm not on O2 or Vodafone and t-mobile handsets suck.
  • Tara
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… it's from Google.
  • Norman P.
    It's awesome
  • Thomsk
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I'm currently using a Nokia 2100
  • Paul M.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… my contract is up next month and I need a new phone
  • Ahamed Z.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it simply takes my breadth away.
  • Kerry
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…its NOT an iPhone!
  • ZH
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I'm desperate for a phone
  • Alan S.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” I like to breathe and use a phone. Ring Ring.
  • Andy H.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I say it will, and you can't prove otherwise.
  • Mike
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… im simple... o_O
  • Oscar
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it will destroy the iphone hated by me forever and ever
  • Mart
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I want to try something different than the iPhone...
  • Kev
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because its googlerific.
  • Cha0tic
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because. Eh? What's Bitterwallet? What's Nexus One? Nurse! Who are these people?"
  • Gill A.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…... I think that I deserve one.
  • Dogsbody
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I can't do this in 12 words or less, the first bit was 17 words ;-)
  • Gavin
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i would be the first to have one!!!!
  • PhilthyPhil
    .....im worth it!!
  • Brian
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because there is finally a phone more awesome than I am.
  • Rob
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because facebook via ADSL is a bitch on the run from the rozzers.
  • Christopher B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because.....she would love that I have finally replaced my antique phone!
  • Barbara S.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I really am that sad ;)
  • M_Woody
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it pwns!
  • Tim
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…my HTC Magic is getting old!
  • Barnaby
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER!
  • Paul
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… my current phone is broken.
  • Damian
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because.....although it's Juicy it's not Fruity!
  • Jay
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because Nexus One bring the color to my world!
  • Marc
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I am so poor I cant afford to breathe.
  • Ili
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because...I'm still using a Nokia 3210
  • Tucker
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… all my friends use iphones, i need an iwin moment!! Iwin Yay!!
  • charitynjw
    I have already posted my 'rock my world' entry above, so I won't risk being disqualified for more than one entry. I would like to point out, however, that I have voted for BW in the 'best company' comp. The deal is done, signed in blood, a pact with the devil - if you don't deliver, you will be doomed for all eternity (ps, this is just a friendly reminder.)
  • Ruth W.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would definitely make me look cool and I could discard my old brick !
  • Adam
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... I'm off to see the wizard, and he doesn't have broadband :_(
  • steph
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because everyone I know would be extremely jealous
  • bryan
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I would finally be able to show off my phone.
  • dacouch
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… new phone needed as destroyed last one due to annoying bitterwallet article
  • Clementina
    a Nexus One will make my dear ones nearer!!
  • Krishna
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i measure my self worth by the market value of the goods which I am carrying
  • Ian
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I'm materialist and use possessions as a metric to assess the quality of an individual.
  • Rookeydooks
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because imagine how good you'll feel when you are the envy of all your iphone bandwagon mates.
  • Andrew
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… my N97 was a huge disappointment and I want something better
  • Denise H.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I could enjoy an eclair without the guilty calories
  • andrew
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… iseems nicec ... and its not an iphone ... y does everyone thinke jobby man is brilliant enad everything he does is great ... ok enough now ... send me the phone i won ha ha
  • andrew
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…can i have another go ... i missed the 12 words bit.. whoops
  • Mark C.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… Bill Gates or Steve Jobs hasn't had their dirty mittens on this kitten.
  • Wobbs
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because My TG01 isnt half the phone it should have been
  • Andy W.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I can't get my iPhone back from my wife or daughter!!
  • Trinition
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I could taunt my family, friends and co-workers with it!
  • lynsey
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because i could do with a new handset
  • Frances H.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” I could listen to Freddie Mercury adinfinitum!
  • Jay
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's one in the eye for apple every time you use it!
  • Chris
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I can't resist a competition!
  • Florian
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… my life would change for ever.”
  • Sad P.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…maybe it'll stop people pointing and laughing!
  • Claire
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…my boyfriend would be eternally grateful and may even feel the need to buy me a Chanel handbag in return for me giving him a Nexus One for his up and coming birthday!!!
  • Sarah W.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” My children would think their mum is a cool modern rock chick!
  • Michael F.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because everything google touches turns to gold!!
  • Helen T.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…as a technophobe I'll be discovering 'new' features on it for years!
  • Yolanda B.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…i'll be in the IT crowd
  • acecatcher3
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because ill be able to twitter andy and pauls yahoo until i google.
  • Ponderer
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I have nothing else in my life to brighten up my days."
  • Spooner
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it is another reason not to do work!
  • Sajjid B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I’d be connected 24/7 and would never put it down!
  • Vic
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I lost my E71 last week and 3 replaced it with an INQ Chat.. argh.
  • big c.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... my blackberry has finally given up and I can't afford a replacement :(
  • Andrew
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… My Wallet's feeling bitter after xmas, a free phone would be good.
  • Carolina
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because this is one fabulous piece of technology and I would be simply honoured to have it!
  • Craig J.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” the choice of freedom is there
  • James
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because google is never wrong, is it?
  • Paul M.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I like shiny new things
  • Gavin S.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I'm worth it [Dramatic hair toss]
  • James C.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I could stick it to T-Mobile with their locked and restricted G2!!
  • Hannah
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because.. my OH might not disown me on the basis of my phone!
  • Gavin
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because because because because BECAAAAAAAUSE! Because of the wonderful things it does...
  • Hilary P.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I wanna be important.
  • JohnJ
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because like Bitterwallet I always want more: a starter for *that* Nexus Six.
  • SJT
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I will never be more than a fingertip away from Bitterwallet, and that canned chicken.
  • Elizabeth
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because my i-phone is getting really slow.
  • Simon P.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because the iPhone is evil and the Nexus is good!
  • Adam R.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I would still be breathing!
  • Holly W.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!! my phone is screwed and a Nexus One would probably be the best birthday present in the world...x
  • Priyan M.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I could email with ease while in the bathroom...
  • Luke, K.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…Google is God in disguise and this phone is my jesus!"
  • Richard
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” ...the select button on my current phone has fallen off!
  • Your B.
    [...] Post your completed quote in the comments on the first post about the competition here; we’re not judging them on grounds of content, so don’t take time off work to compose it. Remember to include a valid email address in the appropriate field when you leave your comment – don’t worry, other readers can’t see it. This counts as one entry. [...]
  • Tighty
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” I live in Aberdeen, am a tight arse, and it's free.
  • Catriona R.
    my watch just broke and i hear this has a clock!
  • Chance
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because holding a piece of cheese to my ear is not the same"
  • Gryphon
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” I'm an engineering student with ADHD, thus the various tools... Ohhh!! Shiny~
  • Sara
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I want one
  • Lewis
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… If I win this phone for this little effort I’ll be surprised
  • Meg
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it saves me from having to buy an Iphone
  • Ian M.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because the rock i use at the moment for a phone, while sleek, and pleasing to look at, is just that a rock, well more of a pebble actually, but it does fit in my ear quite nicely for that quasi-blutooth look - and if i listen hard enough, and carefully enough..i can almost hear the sea. Unfortunatly not having any real friends, and the rest being virtual - a rock is about the only thing i can talk to face to face these days.
  • Rik A.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… it would allow me to check bitterwallet on the move, unlike my current phone which only gets teletext or something.
  • Rik A.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I can't think of a single sentence less than 12 words.
  • Osh
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I require a new phone to support my life2.0
  • Martha
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because its free!
  • Pizza_D_Action
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I could watch apple iporn on it :D :D
  • Alex
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… the 0 key doesn't work on my phone and I'm so ronery
  • Julie
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock YOUR world every moment I continue to draw breath because i might, just might mms you a picture of my boobies ;)
  • xavier s.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... it would filter my air supply and remove all the pollution
  • Josh
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… It would be MY nexus to bitterwallet where ever i am!!
  • ACF
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because my expensive iPhone still doesn't have a flash.
  • Harmz
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would aspire and fail to be as good as my iPhone.
  • Ash
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because...it will piss all over the monopolisation of Apple.
  • stephen l.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I'd be Googling deals until I'm blue in the face!
  • Scott w.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… I am poor and my phone only plays snake!
  • James E.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I would like to feel something hard in my pocket all day
  • Hempvest
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because, I can't afford to buy one!
  • Don
    I'm a sad techie girl who would like a cool birthday present next week!
  • Charles S.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… i like cats, and imagine they will enjoy this phone.
  • Strawdog
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… blah
  • Anthony A.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... The Telcos can't torture my soul in contract hell for eighteen months.
  • roldski
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…i'll finally have a worthy replacement for my windows mobile that's not a fruit.
  • Paul S.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's not apple or microsoft - and I really want one!
  • Craig H.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I refuse to be an Isheep
  • Simon W.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I wont be forced to eat nothing but beans for 18 months tied to a contract”
  • Ghinza
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…The Nexus flexes from Long Beach to Texas.
  • Bryn
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because its not going to rock itself.
  • George S.
    "Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…just, because."
  • Mr S.
    "Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm."
  • M Z.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…it will act like a hub in my connection to digial world as the word NEXUS suggests.
  • uprocks
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because everybody likes a bit of horseshit craziness every now and again!
  • Bill B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…it’ll give me something to do while my Iphones on charge in its dock :)
  • Mark H.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I haven't got one yet !!!!
  • AndyP
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I need cheering up after being robbed blind by NPower.
  • Gary V.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I'm on a life support machine.
  • Alex
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... I can't afford one! Is there another good reason really?
  • Simon B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because getting it for free would mean I could leave T-Mobile.
  • Steve O.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… well, actually, it wouldn't. I'd probably sell it on.
  • Tom P.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because shiny pretty magic talky box make man happy.
  • Andy
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it is simply the best!
  • Jake
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…One two three fooour five, six seven eight niiiine ten, eleven twelve.
  • Jase
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…I could sell it and buy an Xbox 360
  • Adam
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... it's much better than the Samsung Galaxy I have now.
  • PMJ
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…i gave my phone to my girlfriend when she had her's stolen, while in hospital, after giving birth, 5 weeks early, stolen by a mother in another bed, who smoked in the room, and left the window open. I would of course give my girlfriend this phone!
  • Andrew
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because .... it will put my HTC Hero to zero.”
  • Peacecap J.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I want buzz to come back & clean my dirty with his soapy fish". Damn, thats more than 12 words.
  • Luke
    I’m loving these Android phones right now! As you expect the GMail integration with Android is tight and a much better experience than the iPhone which mainly uses a standard IMAP client and of course Exchange [ 1 account! ]. I would love a Nexus One!
  • Blinky M.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes.
  • Wesencraft
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” it's not the jesus phone baby - halelu-yah!
  • Jo
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because my phone is shit and I'm stuck in an 18 month contract
  • Martin
    All i need is Google "NO" :)
  • OctoGenarian
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” unlike me it's small, sexy and incredible!
  • Darren
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…in 6 months time, apple will do something better...
  • Chada
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because... I could read bitterwallet on it!
  • Tim
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because...then I can stop using this Sony Erricson W995
  • Joseph
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because, I live by google! I have an account to everything google, from Gmail to Google Voice to Google Wave and will give you an invite, to wave.google.com, if I win :D!!!
  • Christian
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it would be free so I wouldn't be bitter.
  • Richard
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I like new toys to play with!
  • Quinty
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every minute I continue to draw breath because I lust after the contract to run a sensible customer service system for it.
  • Alex
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because these are the droids I am looking for!
  • Jennifer
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I live for my mobile outshining my partner's mobile.
  • Michael C.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… both are on the roll to pop acclaim :-)
  • Scuccadenza
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because I hate my life
  • Lee
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…If I don't, I'll burn your cat...
  • Colin
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because....of the wonderful things it does!
  • Geoff
    the Nexus One I drew would be the sweetest one of all!!!
  • Geoff
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…the Nexus One I drew would be the sweetest one of all!!!
  • zak
    like bitterwallet, a nexus one would rock my worl every moment i continue to draw breath becasue.... it easily gonna be the best phone in the world and will destroy the iphone
  • zak
    ike bitterwallet, a nexus one would rock my worl every moment i continue to draw breath becasue…. it easily gonna be the best phone, and it will destroy iphone
  • Jonathan
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…it's a Google product, and we love everything Google.
  • Derek B.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because its better than an iphone
  • Khoa
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…life is good and I now have a way of contacting others to show them the love.
  • Jonathan
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it is game changing. Checkmate.
  • Ryan C.
    Where is the winner announced?
  • IB
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because im a hopeless consumer. I shop therefore I am"
  • Jamie
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… more competition means more innovation. Nice design, excellent open mobile os...what more could you wish for?
  • Toby
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because my doctor gave me 2 weeks to live. That's not many breaths.
  • Carl C.
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because it's the shit! I currently use the Android MyTouch and the Nexus One is twice as fast and more spiffy all the way around.
  • Pervy A.
    [...] COMPETITION – win a Google Nexus One with Bitterwallet! | BitterWallet [...]
  • Pierce
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because unlike everything else in my life it wouldn't suck!
  • Rodrigo
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…it's the best system ever :)
  • Emil
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… It's the best phone in the whole world :).
  • steve
    Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because… my cat pissed on my k800i and fucked it, plus i could record our annual meer kat felching events, thanks, much love :)
  • droid i.
    Good day all simply discovered the positioning and thought I might say hello. I like a number of you might be ready for my Unimaginable to be shipped. I ordered it on-line on 6/9 and so they hold telling me it is going to ship this Wednesday 6/30. Fingers crossed that it does this ready is killing me! I'm soo glad this website may be very informative to me. Thank you
  • Alpha L.
    Even as I like a physical keyboard, after coping with the Samsung Captivate for approximately 15 minutes, it's hard to head back. At this time I am debating whether to go to Verizon for the Droid X, move to Dash for the EVO, or stick with AT&T for the Captivate...selections, decisions.
  • Billy s.
    “Like Bitterwallet, a Nexus One would rock my world every moment I continue to draw breath because…” It is the coolest phone ever can't afford it so want to win it
  • Billy s.
    Please let me win it I would greatly appreciate it
  • Jannich
    I really do not hope that the hackers will get control over the playstation 3s! With 50 million multicore CPU's at their disposal, they could wreak havoc !

What do you think?

Connect with Facebook, Twitter, or just enter your email to sign in and comment.

Your comment