Commercial Break: Daddy's got a surprise for his little girl
Here’s that golden moment that happens in every father-daughter relationship – the moment when Daddy presents his little girl with her first desktop computer.
It’s all there – she immediately identifies the brand of PC, he gives her a quick rundown of its specs, then… erm, he reveals that inside his cupboard is a collection of many more pristine, untouched PCs.
So it’s not really his daughter? He’s going to kill her then lure in his next victim with a fresh desktop? What’s the real story here? Maybe it’s all perfectly harmless and within half an hour she’ll be exchanging dirty online talk with a 56-year old lorry driver from Rotherham.