Commercial Break: A torrent of abuse from porn stars

16 November 2010

Are you one of those people who uses the torrent sites for acquiring your audio-visual goodies? You do realise that it’s very WRONG don’t you? And, in an attempt to ram that message home to you, here’s an array of porn stars imploring you to pay hard cash for their bongo films instead of just nicking them off of the internet.

Try and concentrate while they’re talking to you and stop imagining them all with their kits off and committing unspeakable acts on and about each other’s persons and tubes and torrents. And hey – stop with all the downloading! Especially The Beatles.

TOPICS:   Technology

8 comments

  • Thomas P.
    Ron Jeremy can suck his knob, not a lot of people know that.
  • Nobby
    Who cares if they have to make a living and support their family and so on. There's always another tart in line who can star in porno films if they stop doing it. I prefer homemade rather than studio stuff anyway.
  • Davey
    What a bunch of munters!
  • freak
    if that bunch of fugly weirdos are in porn then im just gonna stick to watching my mom and step dad get in on
  • Mike
    0.29 = Ryan Giggs
  • DragonChris
    Agreed with the above - Ugly fuckers (pun not intended). Seriously, what a bunch of retards. Go fuck yourself Ron (another unintended pun, on fire!) Tbh, South Park showed the effects of piracy best... I lol'ed very hard.
  • Elvis P.
    Who cares?
  • Franck D.
    Jizzy Jeff and the Fresh Mince. Not worth the dosh. Wish i had downloaded it.

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