British people like Facebook more than porn, which is shameful

17 March 2011

A typical Brit, this morning

British people are rubbish. They've got the sexual prowess of a mop and bucket. The only time they're likely to get kinky is when they're watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Stupid, repressed shits.

And this is further highlighted with the news that Facebook is more popular than porn with UK internet users.

Social networking trounces online onanism and all other entertainment outlets according to new funless figures.

Experian Hitwise have shown that during January social networking websites received almost one eighth of all UK web visits, with Facebook accounting for roughly 56 per cent of all social networking traffic.

Jesus Christ.

Facebook is about as fun as standing in a field and staring at your feet, waiting for the grass to grow up to your ears. And yet, stats reckon that half of the British populace is signed-up to the godforsaken thing.

Anyway, I'm off for a wank.

TOPICS:   Technology   Social Media

12 comments

  • Gregster
    'Half of the British populace'? Presumably those with tits of their own dont feel the need to wank themselves into a frenzy at every opportunity. Prudes.
  • Sys B.
    pr0nz > Fuckie Book
  • PokeHerPete
    Most of us Brits are on FuckBook. Yes, even if youre shit ugly and balding, you too can tap those teen emos.
  • akiss
    Its a shame isnt, people are so interested in other peoples bullshit, and so interested in creating their own. Which is why I dont have any mates any more, cause their all a bunch of vain fuckwitted twats intent on wasting their money on junk, then bragging about the junk they just bought, rubbing said junk in your face, then moaning about why their junk isnt working anymore, and bugging you to fix their junk whilst at the same time not listening to you why they shouldn't have bought their crap in the first place. woah, i went a bit off tangent their didn't I?
  • zeddy
    How was it Mof? What are your fave porn sites? (A possible source of a future piece of shit....err investigative journalism) What the fuck is Facebook anyway?
  • question e.
    @zeddy Try xhamster, tnaflix, empflix (or [email protected], which searches the previous 3 sites & more)
  • Reverend J.
    real shags from a porn site = 2 (yes xhamster) real shags from facebook = more than I wish to admit! Sorry, Id rather be churning my way through random profiles, they are all potential holes! but seriously.. condoms, ALWAYS!
  • Mark S.
    Great story. I shared it on facebook.
  • Dick
    Isn't this because many people cannot access porn at work, whereas they can access facebook. So they waste worktime on facebook, then do the porn at home?
  • ashsufc
    Real, actual sex through facebook....Or a quick handshake with the unemployed and a porn site!!
  • Facebook
    Generally I don't read article on blogs, however I would like to say that this write-up very pressured me to try and do it! Your writing taste has been amazed me. Thank you, very nice article.
  • megaAgentMulder
    Speaking from experience, I would rather blog on facebook than get caught up (again) in the contrived circumstances of porn. I would rather make friends with people than watch somebody, induced for payment, getting it on with another person. If you need to watch porn with yours or somebody else's partner, just to get you going, the world is not going to hell in a handbasket but you are sincerely deprived of real human contact.

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