Apple services are down!
The company said that some of their services, including the App store, iTunes store, Mac App store and iBook store, were down for users worldwide today.
Apple said on their website: "Customers may be unable to make purchases from the App Store, iTunes Store, iBooks Store, or Mac App Store."
They also noted that iCloud Mail and iCloud Account & Sign In were affected earlier, but that all seems to be sorted out now. Other services are acting up too, so don't worry - you're not going mental or don't need to throw your phone down the toilet in anger.
The outages have been reported in a number of countries, including the United States, Switzerland, Hong Kong and all over the UK. Apple will be trying to sort it out. In the meantime, you're going to have to either talk to some humans or do other things on the internet. You're capable of distracting yourself, we're sure.