Staff encouraged to be thundering berks at Jamie Oliver's restaurants

Over on Twitter, a list has been shared out which is apparently the words that the staff are encouraged to use at Jamie Oliver's restaurants. Of course, your blood-pressure will rocket as you read things like "pimp", "slamming" and "proper rustic."

jamie oliver words

Sadly, "overpriced", "galling" and "shite" haven't been included, which is strange.

[via twitter]


  • zacspeed
    I can think of a few choice words to describe Jamie Oliver!
  • Skymarshall
    I'd love to be the one slamming his pimp face into the table. I'd follow it up with a harmonious dollop of pretentious ice cream and a sprinkle of melt in the mouth, beautiful thyme infused tender beef. All dished up with a classic, feel good legendary punch in the face. It'd be lush.
  • zeddy
    Thmathing, Jamie.
  • Chewbacca
    Why doesn't he just concentrate on his restaurants not being shit? Why doesn't he just concentrate on his website not being shit? Why doesn't he just concentrate on not being shit?
  • Steve
    Still, at least it's not as bad as the over-priced pretentious shit served up by the Fat Duck.
  • sicknote
    Had a few nice meals at his Winchester place but sadly wide tongue tosser wasn't there to tell me how pucker the grub was.
  • Matt
    "Young people today would say things like: Radical! Awesome! MEGA!" Nice to see JO's 'trendy' lexicon rivals that of Alan Partridge...
  • b00b
    "Scrummy". I'd put a bullet in his head for that one word alone.
  • Zleet
    What's the soup? Well it's a bowl full of tasty melt in the mouth pimp splash dished up proper rustic.
  • Wongaporkpies
    Eat to much food and squeeze out a huge turd in one huge dollop, which will make a splash as it goes slamming into the water , which makes you feel good !
  • Lemax
    The food at atmosphere at his restaurants is actually very good, but I don't think I'd be able to handle a visit know I know about the magic words.
  • Chewbacca
  • lucas
    the menu selection and quality of food at the Nottingham branch of his restaurants was truly awful. the local italian thats half the price in beeston called amores completely dominates his food! overpriced shite!

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