All hail the nine-patty burger
Burgers have been getting a lot of stick recently, thanks to them being made of horse meat, rather than beef. The best of you will have ignored this information and ploughed your way through meat regardless. But, if you need to put the spark back into your beefy ways, then America is on-hand to give it to you. And how.
Behold, the fast food restaurant that is currently serving a burger so sordidly wonderful that it has nine whole patties and a mouth-watering 5,100 calories. Jake's Wayback Burgers have come up with the Triple Triple Burger and it requires a furiously brilliant amount of animals to die for it. As well as lettuce, tomato and nine slices of cheese.
And how much is this marvellous article? $12.99 (around £9), which is just brilliant. The burger was originally part of an eating contest, but it was added as a regular item on the menu.
"It's crazy," said a Jake's Wayback Burgers spokesman. "We had one guy eat it in less than two minutes."
God bless America. Apart from the guns thing.