Gigantic Jaffa Cake to hit the shelves
Good thing some bright spark decided to make a giant Jaffa Cake, called 'The BIG One'. And you can buy them right now and chew your way to diabetes in half the time.
A McVitie's spokesman said: "We have been experimenting and tweaking the Big One recipe for a number of years now. We needed to ensure the sensation of eating the larger Jaffa Cake is similar to the smaller Jaffa Cake so all of our more hardcore fans will enjoy it as much as new Jaffa fans."
Get that, 'hardcore fans'?
"We think that we have now got the perfect balance of orange, sponge and chocolate and think that this cake will create the same debate as the smaller version about which is the best way to eat it."
Either way, it'll cost you £7. It'd probably be more fun to try and recreate supersized versions of snacks yourself, rather than waiting for corporations to flog 'em, just like those brilliant, toothless people on the PimpMySnack website.