Gigantic Jaffa Cake to hit the shelves

jaffa_cake_box Jaffa Cakes are all well and good, but they're not big enough. You can scarf a packet in two seconds and they'll barely touch the sides.

Good thing some bright spark decided to make a giant Jaffa Cake, called 'The BIG One'. And you can buy them right now and chew your way to diabetes in half the time.


A McVitie's spokesman said: "We have been experimenting and tweaking the Big One recipe for a number of years now. We needed to ensure the sensation of eating the larger Jaffa Cake is similar to the smaller Jaffa Cake so all of our more hardcore fans will enjoy it as much as new Jaffa fans."

Get that, 'hardcore fans'?

"We think that we have now got the perfect balance of orange, sponge and chocolate and think that this cake will create the same debate as the smaller version about which is the best way to eat it."

Either way, it'll cost you £7. It'd probably be more fun to try and recreate supersized versions of snacks yourself, rather than waiting for corporations to flog 'em, just like those brilliant, toothless people on the PimpMySnack website.


  • ANON
    They have got the orangey bit wrong, it should be at the top! There are a number of superior home made recipes on the web.
  • Inspector G.
    So is this classed as a biscuit or cake - for tax reasons?
  • Russ
    McVities Jaffa Cakes are shit compared to the ones you get in Lidl anyway
  • Kok W.
    @Russ You poor deluded fucker.
  • Jo
    /me agrees with Russ.
  • Sawyer
    The sad thing is... Russ isn't wrong.
  • Jo
    Oh Bloody hell Russ, I have to go down to Lidl now...
  • Englebert.Humperdinck
    Russ is indeed spot on. Plus I prefer the cherry ones they have anyway (do they still do them? Not been into one for years)
  • Zleet's M.
    happy shopper jaffa cakes are pretty good
  • sue
    nothing bets a good old jaffa cake but i wont be paying seven pound for one just think how many packets you can buy for that
  • Daisy D.
    @ Sue Seven.
  • Lola F.
    Looks quite a lot like one of my massive nipples.
  • Big M.
    So a packet barely touches the sides..... depends where u put a pack.
  • Big M.
    Oh and can someone run round to Chewbacca's bed-sit and check he's not dead?
  • chewbacca
    @Small Todger Thanks for the concern, but I'm not dead. I was just shagging your sister and while she was licking out your mother. Bit fishy, but they paid me £100 for it. Nice! They did say they would have let you, but, as per your user name, you have a small todger. Still, you dad seems to like it. You fucking moron.
  • Big M.
    @ballbagga Hard day flipping burgers was it?..or are you on the night shift?
  • badger
    "Oh and can someone run round to Chewbacca’s bed-sit and check he’s not dead?" Big Mozzer - you didn't need the word "not", or the question mark.
  • Big M.
    Or a stabbing?
  • chewbacca
    @Small Todger Is "flipping burgers" a euphemism for fucking your sister? Them yes, I flipped burgers quite a few times, I even spilt some "mayo" on her face. The bitch loved it. Your mother reeks of fish though. Also, your post directly above this one makes little sense. To paraphrase a film by Quincy Trentino, "ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER - DO YOU SPEAK IT?!" @Tadger Have you not been culled yet? You utter cunt.
  • Big M.
    @Chewbacca Just so you know, 'Owning' someone on the internet (as you like to put it) is not quite as satisfying as owning a house and car. You wont know this for quite some time, although to be fair you never post anything to the contrary when people suggest you have an menial/no job and live with your mother. I suppose lying and saying otherwise would just bring the truth home to you all the more.
  • Big M.
    And I have a comment awaiting moderation that's why my post didn't make sense - to give you a clue it involved your (possibly as claimed) dead mother.
  • chewbacca
    @Small Todger Making jokes about someone's dead mother... That's so big of you. Really, how low can you fucking get? You fucking pathetic excuse for an arsehole.
  • Marly M.
    Tis thread brings back fond memories of the classic put-down "Don't talk about my mum, she's dead." That was frequently offered in PRIMARY SCHOOL Can we get one off the class to watch the gates at home time to see if his Mum picks him up?
  • Big M.
    Dance for me you ginger gay lord I command you! Wriggle wriggle wormy worm
  • Ted
    You have to forgive chewcocka he's grieving about Thatcher pegging it.. Tory boy!
  • chewbacca
    @Farly Farl Yeah, you like hanging around schools, don’t you? Although, perhaps you’d be better going back there and being “one off the class”. You fucking spastic.
  • chewbacca
    @ Zed Me, a Tory? What led you to that conclusion? Or did you even think? Was it just the first topical thing to mind, and you thought "this'll make the bigger boys laugh"? Well, it didn't. Now, fuck off. You fucking pathetic excuse for a rectal wart.
  • Wongaporkpies
    Jo Brand will love these
  • Gavo
    Halk Jaffa Cakes from B&M Bargains are the greatest tasting jaffa cakes. Unfortunately they're more like jaffa cake vitamins because they're too bloody small.
  • Ted
    @ Toryboy Everyone one of your posts confirms that you are obviously 'a true blue' and probably English aswell Keep it up Toryboy Enjoy your shift at the drive thru
  • Rt c.
    Ahh Sadsacca As always..a fine orator...always ready with the slick comeback what does it matter if you are English or indeed a Tory We love you for what you are.... A Knob! Keep doing what you do best & remember your lines.."Do you want fries with that"?
  • Meek
    Chewbacca you immature cunt. Grow up. On topic of course, I can't see this Jaffa Cake Cake taking off. People will buy it for the pure novelty of it but of course it will die. Besides, they taste like shit these days. The cheaper brands DO taste better for some reason.
  • chewbacca
    So, to sum it up, I'm an English Tory cuntbag working in McDonalds? Wow, you guys are even more retarded than I thought. I mean, I meant it as a joke initially, but you're doing well in living up to my assertations. You fucking total, utter morons.
  • Statingthebleedingobvious
    "So, to sum it up, I’m an English Tory cuntbag working in McDonalds?" Nobody ever said that We thought you worked in Burger King. fuckin' morons blah blah blah..
  • Angry T.
    So, to sum it up, I’m an English Tory cuntbag working in McDonalds? one of your more accurate posts, but i would have added 'tosspot' to the list.
  • mind m.
    So, to sum it up, I’m an English Tory cuntbag working in McDonalds? I would add 'ponce' both meanings:- effeminate and living off his mums earnings
  • spoiler a.
    These comments are quite funny Chewbacca must be a right dobber
  • chewbacca
    How dare anyone mention my dead mother - you bunch of cunts. I have her pickled left tit by my side as I type..
  • chewbacca
    She died as she lived - on her back. Love you forever ma x.
  • Chewbacca's m.
    wooooo..........woooooooo..... chewie you have been a naughty boy! Stop posting shite on the internet and learn to use your dick you sad jock pre-puber... wooooo
  • Someone e.
  • fatty r.
    Im so fat

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