Fancy a coffee with 200% more caffeine?
Ever found yourself wondering what a heart-attack might feel like? Well, lucky you! An American company has decided to release a special blend of coffee that has 200% more caffeine than a standard cup.
And it is called 'Death Wish' and claims to be the strongest cup of coffee in the whole wide world.
The packaging on Death Wish coffee says: "This is not your regular morning coffee. This is not your store-bought coffee. You will not find this coffee at your local diner or at your sissy Starbucks."
"Death Wish Coffee is the most highly caffeinated premium dark roast organic coffee in the world."
"This is Extreme Coffee, not for the weak. Consider yourself warned."
Just what we all needed - a brew that makes people competitive. You can just see some berk downing pints of Death Wish coffee while boasting about the Trinidad Scorpion Butch T chilli peppers 'not being that hot' while shoving them up their arses.