At last, the Candwich really is here this time
We reported on the Candwich earlier in the year, but financial shenanigans threatened to rob us of this utopian future. Now it's all being sorted, so this is what we expect mealtimes to look like in the year 2025, if they haven't already created food pills by then.
The Candwich isn't quite what it claims to be; you have to put in some preparation since the ingredients are all separate. It's come in plenty of flavours, none of them acceptable to the British palette just yet, but the good news is that it'll last up to a year. A year old sandwich. The future is bloody brilliant.
If you're not that arsed, then there's one very good reason to watch the video below - a glimpse of a real-life chicken in a can: