WIN one of three Amazon Kindles with Bitterwallet!
Yes, it's time to sink our hands deep into our pockets and give away shiny tech to our avid readers. We've got no less than three new Amazon Kindles for you to win - they're top dog too, with WiFi, 3G and a complimentary bag of wolf onions. Read your favourite books wherever you are, assuming you can read. Which you obviously can.
But how can a lowlife like YOU get you hands on one of these pieces of futurama? Easy, friend. Like a trained seal, simply perform one or all of the following tasks by Friday, and in a week's time it could be YOUR name we're writing in indelible marker across the screen.
1) Follow @bitterwallet on Twitter, and complete the following quote in 10 words or less:
"Salutations, friend. You should follow @bitterwallet because..."
You need to tweet your completed quote, including a link to Bitterwallet. For example:
We'll pick one Twitter user at random and they'll win a Kindle 3G.
2) Join our page on Facebook, and complete the following quote in 10 words or less:
"Reading Bitterwallet is like making love to a bird with three tits, y'know, like that one in Total Recall, because..."
You need to post your completed quote on our Facebook wall. We'll pick one Facebook user at random and they'll win a Kindle 3G.
3) Every day this week, avid Bitterwallet editor Andy is reliving some of the shopfloor nightmares he's endured over the years, so we want your Retail Tales too, of screwed-up sales staff and baffling behaviour. Tell us your stories in the comments section below - we'll pick a favourite and they'll win a Kindle 3G.
There you go. You can enter to win each of the Kindles once, which means you've three chances of being a big Bitterwallet winner. You have until 5pm on Friday to enter, so off you go and best of luck! And fans of official small print – your luck's in:
- The competition ends on Friday 20th August 2010 at 5pm GMT
- Open to UK residents only
- One person per household may enter
- Only one entry per person for each of the three means of entry will be valid
- You must include a valid email address if commenting below
- The prize will be dispatched to the winner within fourteen working days of Bitterwallet receiving it from Amazon
- Bitterwallet cannot determine nor guarantee delivery time of prize, nor its compatibility or available features in any given country
- Bitterwallet’s decision regarding the winner is final and no correspondence will be entered into