University ‘Rate Your Shag’ Facebook row
Showing the kind of typical show-off stupidity that causes them to steal traffic cones and do vodka shots in their eyes, university students all over the country are creating ‘Rate Your Shag’ Facebook pages.
On these pages, sad little pustuled bell ends discuss the quality of their drunken fumbles, and some actually mention their partners by name. Naturally, it’s mostly about women shaming (LOL!) and posturing and just generally being a waste of human flesh. The University of Newcastle and Nottingham University are amongst the culprits.
‘Name them, shame them, and if you must, praise them,’ they urge, giggling into their crusty wank socks. Users are invited to rate their (probably fictional) shags out of 10 - without the knowledge of the other person.
This dastardly scheme, which gathered 20,000 likes in 72 hours, is not only stupid but contravenes all kinds of privacy laws, and could end up with legal action being taken against Facebook.
Facebook have already removed some of the pages, and Nottingham University have condemned them, promising disciplinary action will be taken against students who have posted defamatory claims.
Still, the good news is that when they're removed, these idiots will have plenty of extra free time to build beer can mountains and contemplate their bleak, jobless futures.