Twits out for the lads - escorts turn to social networking
As grown men in jaded relationships with the minds of 14 year-olds, our holy grail has always been to unearth a news story about consumers, technology and sex - all rolled into one. So bless baby Jesus for delivering us the tale of escorts using Twitter to offer discounts because of the recession.
It made its way to us from The Sun, so you know it must be true. And indeed it is - top-titillation parlour House of Divine offers "top class escorts, busty escorts and high class escorts available to you at any time of the day or night for incall services". And right now, they've got a very decent offer for folks who follow them on their Twitter feed:
The only drawback is that you'll have to make your way to Milton Keynes. Takes the shine off it a bit.
However, there are problems elsewhere for the tits and tuppence trade. Brothels in Germany, where prostitution is legal, are employing all sorts of marketing gimmicks to win business. According to the The Independent, some brothels have "cut prices or added free promotions, while others have introduced all-inclusive flat-rate fees, as well as free shuttle buses, discounts for seniors and taxi drivers, and day-passes". Carumba.
You know the world really is going to hell in a handbasket when sex doesn't sell.
TOPICS: Social Media