Twits out for the lads - escorts turn to social networking

27 April 2009

As grown men in jaded relationships with the minds of 14 year-olds, our holy grail has always been to unearth a news story about consumers, technology and sex - all rolled into one. So bless baby Jesus for delivering us the tale of escorts using Twitter to offer discounts because of the recession.

It made its way to us from The Sun, so you know it must be true. And indeed it is - top-titillation parlour House of Divine offers "top class escorts, busty escorts and high class escorts available to you at any time of the day or night for incall services". And right now, they've got a very decent offer for folks who follow them on their Twitter feed:

The only drawback is that you'll have to make your way to Milton Keynes. Takes the shine off it a bit.

However, there are problems elsewhere for the tits and tuppence trade. Brothels in Germany, where prostitution is legal, are employing all sorts of marketing gimmicks to win business. According to the The Independent, some brothels have "cut prices or added free promotions, while others have introduced all-inclusive flat-rate fees, as well as free shuttle buses, discounts for seniors and taxi drivers, and day-passes". Carumba.

You know the world really is going to hell in a handbasket when sex doesn't sell.

[The Independent] [The Sun]

TOPICS:   Social Media

14 comments

  • Amanda H.
    No replies, TO THIS!? Is everyone on the motorway to Milton Keynes?
  • Lumoruk
    just let this site rot in peace
  • Will P.
    Haha. I live in Milton Keynes and a couple of years ago when I was working as a driver for Dominos Pizza, I delivered to one of these 'establishments'. It was the first and only time a customer answered the door in just bra and pants.
  • Jack
    Hahaha, great article. The prostitutes are really feeling the bite in this recession. ROFL Keep up these entertaining stories, this is why I keep coming back to this site, ignore all the haters. Now I better go and reserve Escort #37 for tomorrow night, I'll quote 'The Sun' to make sure I get the special rate.
  • Henry
    Huh, prostitutes feeling the pinch. Having trouble make ends meet. Any others? For prostitutes, the economy is going down.
  • Benson
    any quidco?
  • Mike H.
    Will - Male or Female?
  • The B.
    Is it just me or does anyone else wonder why the same people come on this site, read the articles and then say it's crap regularly? It's a bit like grabbing a live wire to see if there's electricity flowing every time you want a cup of tea (presumably these people are intelligent enough to realise that their kettle is electric).
  • Geoff J.
    lol @ quidco!! What's the address Will P?
  • ABC
    Being a prostitute must really suck
  • Bob
    yeah right, you were delivering pizza, we believe you!!
  • Deejay
    You'd have to be a prostitute to afford Dominos prices!
  • Will P.
    Yea, I was delivering a large sausage feast. Doubt it hit the sides to be honest. @ Mike Hock: IT was female I believe. I tried not to make eye contact despite the obstacles. Someone was quoting prices in the background. No lie!
  • Escorts T.
    There is a dedicated twitter now for escorts

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