Too much sherry? Careful this doesn't happen to you
This is probably fake but a sizable part of my soul hopes it isn't. To be the friend that discovered Steve left himself logged onto Facebook and saw the potential - that's the sort of guy who's thinking the big picture. If it is real, then Steve is not only out the family will, but probably not allowed within a 200 metre radius of his best friend. Had too much booze this afternoon? Leave the computer alone.