Smart make smart Twitter pages as well as smart cars

11 April 2012

Screen Shot 2012-04-11 at 11.37.29 We like it when marketing and advertising types do something a bit different as they vie for attention out there in front of your eyes and Smart, the people behind the tiny cars have done just that with their sort-of-interactive Twitter account.

You’ll need to be using a desktop keyboard or laptop for it to work properly - all you have to do is go to their Twitter page and scroll down it using the ‘j’ key on your keyboard. Then watch as the adventure unfolds, albeit in a rudimentary graphical form.

Certainly beats reading Piers Morgan and Lord Sugar’s cock-waving Twitter war for a change…

TOPICS:   Social Media

22 comments

  • Mike H.
    Nice. Still doesn't make me want to buy a shitty little smartcar.
  • will
    nothing wrong with their roadsters (except the leaks)
  • Boris
    Where was the jump button? I kept driving through the buildings and couldn't reach any of the fucking coins. Rubbish.
  • Mary H.
    How do you get out and club to death a Russian prostitute then take her floating money? (That's not a joke by the way, there is no punchline)
  • Bazinga
    That's a way to get your tweet counter up. Spammers.
  • Mike H.
    They can have the biggest tweet count of all time. Still doesn't make me want to buy a shitty little smartcar
  • Massive C.
    People only buy these cars to pretend they are somehow 'doing their bit' for the environment. When in reality, you're just a cunt.
  • lumoruk
    wtf do you have to make the point of it only working on desktop computers. Tablets are the minority.
  • Phil
    Mike Hock we know you don't want a smart you don't need to tell us twice - I don't want one either.
  • Mike H.
    Phil, you can have the biggest paddy, like, ever. But it still doesn’t make me want to buy a shitty little smartcar.
  • Mary H.
    lumoruk, wtf is the point of your comment you dopey little cunt?
  • Boris
    I got to level 69 and won a Smart car! It is too small for my ego so would you like it Mike?
  • Phil
    Are you sure I can't persuade you to buy one then Mike? Three denials in three hours - you must like them secretly...
  • lumoruk
    Phil, you can try and persuade till you wee your pants. But it still doesn’t make me want to buy a shitty little smartcar.
  • Mike H.
    Boris, you can get to level 99. But it still doesn’t make me want your shitty little smartcar.
  • Mike H.
    lumoruk, you can copy my comments all you like. But it still doesn’t make me want to buy a shitty little smartcar.
  • Boris
    There are only 69 levels so I can't get to 99 and win you another one Mike. You'll just have to buy your own. I'll give the original car to Red Ken - plenty of room for his ego and tiny intellect in it for him.
  • Mike H.
    Boris, you can complain about the apparent lack of a level 99, about about the size of Ken's ego and miniscule interlect. But it still doesn’t make me want your shitty little smartcar.
  • Boris
    But Mike … You do not like it So you say. Try it! Try it! Any you may Try it and you may I say! You could fill it with your chav, You could use it as a lav. You might fuck it like a fox, You might fill its little box. You could crash into a tree, It might fill you will great glee. You could drive it to a bar, You could lock it from afar. You must try it Hock-you-are; Try this clever smarty-car
  • Mary H.
    Boris, you can serenade me all you like (I am truly touched by your lyrics) But it still doesn’t make me want your shitty little smartcar.
  • Boris
    Mary? Mike? Eh? I am glad you liked my totally original poem. I have been working on another one for a number of years but have has some difficulty in getting what I like to think of as my seminal work published. It is called "cocks in fox". Keep the car, think of it as a gift.
  • Mustapha S.
    I like the way they make the car jerk about when its changing gear, very authentic.

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