Regulator probes into Facebook for emotion experiment
Facebook - yes, it is still going - have been playing with people's emotions which is very sinister, even though the company themselves are playing it down by shrugging and goofily saying it didn't really work and, pschaw! don't you worry about it!
However, people are worried about it and the Information Commissioner's Office (ICO) is going to investigate. They want to know whether or not Facebook Inc broke data protection laws when they allowed researchers to do a psychological experiment on users of the social network.
Now, Facebook are taking it a little more seriously.
"It's clear that people were upset by this study and we take responsibility for it. We want to do better in the future and are improving our process based on this feedback. The study was done with appropriate protections for people's information and we are happy to answer any questions regulators may have," a Facebook spokesman said.
Here's the kicker though.
The ICO can levy fines for up to £500,000. Facebook have that kind of money down the back of their sofa, so they'll probably say sorry, pay the fine and then conduct some more experiments because they're bored.
Meanwhile, fans of Edward Snowden will be weighing up whether to run around, wailing hysterically about how the baddies are coming to get us or to tweet "Oh, you don't say?!" sarcastically to their 103 followers.
What has this whole debacle taught us? That everyone, regardless of viewpoint, is annoying.