Internet food needs to stop - NOW
Twitter is about to leap from your phone, into your mouth and right down into your stomach, giving you indigestion and making some off-hand commentary as it drops out of your hole.
How? Those git-boxes at Birds Eye have made Mashtags - food which trolls your stomach lining. Next, they'll probably make 'food based on Buzzfeed, which will be Pinterestaurant quality or some nonsense.
This has to stop.
If you're interested, they come in symbols like '@' and '#' and all that rubbish. If you buy these for your children, you should be beaten and left in the street as an example.