Hurry up! You can still win one of three 3G Kindles with Bitterwallet!
Hey you! Yes, you! Have you entered our competition to win one of three Amazon Kindle 3Gs yet? No? Buffoon! You only have until Friday evening to enter, and it couldn't be simpler! Well actually it could be a lot simpler, but we're keen to bump up our social media profile, so we're working you like the dogs you are. Ready?
1) Follow @bitterwallet on Twitter, and complete the following quote in 10 words or less:
"Salutations, friend. You should follow @bitterwallet because..."
You need to tweet your completed quote, including a link to Bitterwallet. We'll pick one Twitter user at random and they'll win a Kindle 3G.
2) Join our page on Facebook, and complete the following quote in 10 words or less:
"Reading Bitterwallet is like making love to a bird with three tits, y'know, like that one in Total Recall, because..."
You need to post your completed quote on our Facebook wall. We'll pick one Facebook user at random and they'll win a Kindle 3G.
3) Every day this week, avid Bitterwallet editor Andy is reliving some of the shopfloor nightmares he's endured over the years, so we want your Retail Tales too, of screwed-up sales staff and baffling behaviour. Post your stories below the original post for this competition, which you'll find here. We'll pick a favourite and they'll win a Kindle 3G.
You can enter to win each of the Kindles once, which means you've three chances of being a big Bitterwallet winner. You have until 5pm on Friday to enter, so off you go and best of luck! And if you're keen to see some small print, you'll find that here.