COMPETITION – win an Apple iPad with Bitterwallet!

27 January 2010

Sweet muscular Jesus, it's true! There's a new Apple product on the way later today and in our typically ramshackle fashion, without having a clue what Steve Jobs is going to announce, Bitterwallet is going to give it away to you - the avid reader of this mighty organ.

We'll point you to some very specific terms and conditions below - essentially what we're saying is, assuming it's the mythical Apple Tablet that is unveiled shortly, then you can win an Apple Tablet from Bitterwallet! But how?

You need to do any or all of the following - there are three ways to enter, each counting as one entry:

- if you haven’t already, subscribe to our email alerts; you can do this by entering your email address in the top right hand corner of the page where it say ‘Subscribe To Email Alerts!’ and completing the registration process. This counts as one entry.

- using your powers of cognitive thought and imagination, complete the following quote in 12 words or less:

“I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…”

Post your completed quote in the comments below; we’re not judging them on grounds of content (and if you win, you don't have to hand over your virginity), so don’t take too long to compose it. Remember to include a valid email address in the appropriate field when you leave your comment – don’t worry, other readers can’t see it. This counts as one entry.

- If you’re on Twitter, tweet a link to this post (or simply retweet this one) and include the hashtag #bitterwallet. Don’t spam folk with multiple tweets as we’ll only be counting eligible accounts once. This counts as one entry.

You have until 5pm next Wednesday to enter, so off you go and best of luck! And fans of official small print - here you go, you beasts:

* The competition ends on Wednesday 3rd February 2010 at 5pm GMT
* Open to UK residents only
* One person per household may enter
* Only one entry per person for each of the three means of entry will be valid
* You must complete the email address verification to be eligible
* You must include a valid email address if commenting below
* The prize will be dispatched to the winner within fourteen working days of Bitterwallet receiving it from Apple
* Bitterwallet cannot determine nor guarantee delivery time of prize, nor its compatibility or available features in any given country
* the exact model and specification of the prize will be determined at after the closing date
* Bitterwallet’s decision regarding the winner is final and no correspondence will be entered into

TOPICS:   Social Media   Gadgets

770 comments

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  • Paul S.
    How well you know us, Andrew :)
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  • DPM
    ... again?
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  • Coistycat B.
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  • Traci
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  • rosie
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  • Richard H.
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  • Jacki A.
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  • Vic
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  • Ben M.
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  • Toria
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  • c c.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because they look soooo cool and inviting
  • Peter
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because... i would actually use it
  • TiffyM
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because.. I know my iPad will keep me happy all month long :)
  • heather s.
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  • Liam
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the first time was a nightmare.
  • Thomas
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  • ponyrider
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because...Bitterwallet is really Bittersweet full of promise with an extra treat :)
  • Steph x.
    because size doesn't really matter, or so they say
  • Peter
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… though I feel like a massive giant, I'm really not, yet the tablet will be giant friendly, therefore I would feel closer to being a giant”
  • Apple B.
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  • Big B.
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  • Redoriffic
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I haven't yet lost my Apple virginity.
  • domingo
    because....... this apple's worth a couple of cherries.....
  • Maude
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  • Alan S.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…”
  • Alan S.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… id want an orange
  • Danielle
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… at least tweezers and the magnifying glass wouldn't be needed !
  • rose_cat
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I can.
  • Nadeem
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because........i can reply it over and over again
  • Michelle D.
    I would loose my Virginity all over again to Bitterwallet If I Won The Apple Tablet Because, At least this time I'd get somthing for my Trouble!!!!
  • susie n.
    I know with a super sensitive touch pad like that it's bound to be mind blowing!
  • CompactDistance
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it's a fat iPod touch and I like my gadgets chunky.
  • Ralf N.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…it gives me access to the internet and you can wipe it down. Perfect!
  • john n.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because swapping your cherry for an apple is a fair swop.
  • Rand
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I've only eaten an Apple.
  • Rachh
    I Would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because… I am a complete Apple tart
  • Billy
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… Bill Gates just doesn't turn me on anymore.
  • Greasy
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because an apple a day keeps the doctor away
  • JP
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… blah, blah, blah.
  • Gregg B.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… after all charitable donations are over rated"
  • SarahG
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because 9.7" of hard technology would drive me wild!
  • che m.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… there is no way in hell I'd actually pay for one.
  • Ali
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because Its worth it
  • Andross
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because I imagine there'll be a 'compare your penis' app.
  • Tony
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I'm a cheap whore not worthy of money
  • francis
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an apple tablet because its more than anyone else has offered.
  • Sam
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I cant afford one and want one please
  • oz
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… im a whore and promise you would be my first
  • Nick
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because im a craven techno ho!
  • Big A.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I have very large hands and I could pretend it's an iPhone
  • Jolene G.
    show me an apple and i'm feeling fruity.
  • Raymond B.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it would be the first thing I have ever won and be the greatest prize ever (until the next version comes out in 6 months time)
  • thomas d.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because Bitterwallet makes love to me, and holds me afterwards.
  • Adam
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because well actually i'm still a virgin but Bitterwallet if you promise to love me and stay with me then you can pop my cherry!
  • Sarah
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” Its gotta be better than the first time round!
  • Sue B.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…at 50, I would become a teenager once again”
  • cRuNcHiE
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… It's better than my credit card being taken from behind to buy one myself
  • gidz
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because my first time was without this wonderful penis extension.
  • Myrtle
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…if the first doesn't touch the sides, the second one might.
  • Hannah
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… i am a consumer call girl !
  • Justin
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… if blue is the colour now is the time
  • shatpank81
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it is costs less than it did to lose my virginity”
  • Rob U.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” it's would be steve jobs, Steve... Jobs... STEVE JOBS!!!!!! - Each letter is as important as the one that preceded it....Maybe more important!....No, as important....
  • Debbie
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I would be too excited to say NO!
  • Will
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…teh iPad is worth more than the gal i lost it to ;)”
  • Kym
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'd love to be that young again.
  • Sandy B.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the seduction of the apple with my stolen cherry would make a relenting explosive combination!
  • Glenn B.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it was so good the first time why not do it again! ....and again!!
  • Daisy
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because it's not worth that much on e-bay anymore anyway...
  • Ben K.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… Of it's gentle touch... screen.
  • emma
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…otherwise ill have to steal one, don't send me back to prison!
  • William E.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because i thought the Apple I-pod was good till i seen this one.
  • Connor
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I cant afford one and want one thanks
  • Gadget f.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…huh, huh, he said virgin!
  • William
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because graded grains make finer flour.
  • Jason
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I feel like I got my cherry back!”
  • Elec
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it might have a 2.0 version.
  • katie
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it would be the hottest thing that had kept me company in bed and the most loyal partner i had ever had. God is is sexy.
  • Al
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… it is a distraction from revision ;)
  • luke k.
    please please please
  • luke k.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” please please please!"
  • Jakg
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… getting an iPad may be worth taking one for the team
  • Brian H.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…being bawdeep in a Sourpurse would be a fruity experience to treasure
  • Stephen T.
    ...an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
  • spampen
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because Steve Jobs would sell me an I-Hymen and let it grow back
  • Alex
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because really it's just a lame oversized iPod touch
  • Michelle
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…i really, really want to play with an apple ipad.
  • David
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… browsing "feral trolley of the week" on the go makes me wet!
  • Lawrence
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” I am a Bitterwallet sex slave........and a bit of a easy (Apple tablet) touch.
  • dunfyboy
    No thanks.
  • Emily
    because... in my mind, Bitterwallet are all hot science nerds. Fnarr.
  • Maggie
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because................. My i pod delights but this tablet excites!
  • Paul
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” I sold my soul to the devil for a Nexus 1, and lost
  • Grant
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… they are running a competition to win one - I'm not very witty
  • Mark
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because..... ... it's an ipad i won't be shoving this one up my c**t.
  • Blarty b.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because... I... again?
  • Artur
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I've been waiting for that damn thingy for 10 yrs!
  • Hkano
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… Mac products are worth my anal virginity.
  • myiphoneisbroken
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I could sell it to buy booze.
  • Shadowmancer
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because apparantly this useless piece of Apple crap will make my penis bigger.
  • Rob
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'd need it to distract from my crushing lack of sexual prowess
  • Kim
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” It will save me in the upcoming armageddon?
  • Valerie D.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because ... I want another entry, please
  • troii
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…for a bite of this Apple God would forgive the original sin! ;-)
  • Eric
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I hear it lasts for 10 hours... fantastic!
  • John T.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… because this pad will provide no protection.
  • antonis
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… i really wanna check if this one has the firewall! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFNQE_TzQNI
  • James M.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet.........because I'm ginger and I need to get laid
  • Patrick
    because my girlfriend dumped me and i have no money.
  • Tony W.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I could use it to entice others to give their virginity to me...
  • Terrence D.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…ive been waiting to lose my anal virginity to a pisspoor sub-standard consumer site”
  • Mitch
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…Cocker Spaniels are the greatest!!!...
  • SeptimusWigley
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because... I want to know if it was as good as I remember...
  • Jason
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… It's worth it!"
  • MrFloppy
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” it wont get me sex any other way
  • Pedant
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because yooble bobble bibble babble booble APPLE
  • Antony L.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…it'd be luffly to get my hands on one"
  • Paul C.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because... I'm easy
  • Steve O.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I wouldn't hesitate to put that pointless bit of shit on eBay and spend the hundreds I'd raise from some Jobs-blowing sucker on something useful and open.
  • Tom H.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I really want to try to work out what the point of it is!
  • Silvia
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it's the best way to get hold of one without breaking the law.
  • Mark
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I have better things to spend my money on!
  • Chris
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I am that cheap (only for the 64gb WiFi model though)”
  • Colin
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…of the wonderful things it does.
  • Nicky
    would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I want to be a gadget whore, will even throw in son & soul if it would help my chances
  • Ray
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… the apple made me do it.
  • bfuk
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because 9.7 inches is something I would never say no to, ever.
  • Osh
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I am currently being held hostage by three heavily built men in a rural community in Northern England as a protest about the decline of the British coal industry.
  • Noghar
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the wife won't let me buy one.
  • PaulM
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I just like losing my virginity over and over
  • Kevin
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” Maybe then wouldn't have to wait so long for the Google Pill.
  • Iain W.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I want to look normal holding an iPhone to my giant head.
  • Paul B.
    Because my iPhone needs something to look up to!
  • M E.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… good things come to those who wait!!!!
  • The_Belly
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…the iphone just doesn't cut it anymore...
  • maxtweenie
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” It reminds me of that giant phone Dom Joly used to have!
  • Evelyn
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” its worth it!
  • Teresa H.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… iLove iPods, iUse iPhone, iWant iPad, iAppleMacMad !!
  • Stuart
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I have kids, kids = no sleep. Virginity = no kids.”
  • ISHOULDCOCO
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it would save the busfare down to the harbour. COCO
  • Aran J.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I've heard they're well hung.
  • PropPhil
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because... I think the bitter wallet team would be caring and considerate lovers"
  • Kate
    because who a phallus like this would satisfy far more than the real thing
  • Kelly D.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… Bill Gates left me tearful, frustrated and staring at a blue doomed thing.
  • Dank
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I'm currently cash strapped and would flog it on eBay for many monies.
  • andrew R.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
  • John
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because how else am I supposed to pretend that I'm really Commander Data from TNG? You tell me.
  • bod
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because that's just how shallow I am.
  • sandra_nz
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because nothing says sexy like a sanitary product.
  • G V.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because then that would mean I've had sex twice in my whole life.
  • Barry E.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because $499 is about 499x more expensive than my normal rate! ;)
  • alex
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I need the flux capacitor inside to go back in time.
  • Ryan D.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because Windows 7 was my idea... and it's shit, I regret it.
  • Mango
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…it would be better than my first time!
  • che
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the numpties in my office would finally have to admit their Archos's are soooooo last year :-)
  • Jamma
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because... The drugs don't work they just make you worse....
  • dizzychick
    "I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because" naff first time round but bitterwallet would blow my mind!
  • eunice
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet to ensure atleast one of us had something to do at night
  • mightypie
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'm Steve Bobs' bitch.
  • mightypie
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'm Steve jobs' bitch.
  • Rayman
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple Tablet, because then I could steal the Nexus I should have one
  • T
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple Tablet beacause...this kind of Apple is a more attractive incentive than the cider variety I was under the (heavy)influence of the first time around(& hopefuly won't make me puke after!)
  • Paul G.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…Sex is so overrated unlike any product from the apple company.
  • angell
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple Tablet beacause…the drugs dont work but maybe the technology will - I am a victim of consumerism!
  • Amanda H.
    Hi, I'd like to retract my entry, I don't want one any more. Still up for the gang bang though.
  • luke
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because i could watch youporn on the bus in HD!!!!!!!
  • Matthew B.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple Tablet beacause… once you pop you just can't stop.
  • Tom
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I heard there is an app for that...
  • Martin
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I'm a whore.
  • phwip
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…you're worth it
  • Tom
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because its not the winning its the taking (it) part that counts.
  • Sajjid B.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because... diamonds are to a chick, what the tablet is to a dude!
  • Mike U.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because...I am Steve Jobs bastard child!!!”
  • John H.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'd be better equipped.
  • Matt
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because this time I might be able remember it
  • Veg
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it would make me go ooooooooh and aaahhhhhh
  • Spence
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'm a technology slut!
  • Andrew
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…it's a decent price to pay”
  • Ben P.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I'M A GIGANTIC APPLE FANBOY!
  • delrio
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it's been so long I think I might actually BE one again!
  • Stephen B.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because bitter wallet are giving me 10 inches.
  • David
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because there is no other way its going to happen!
  • Dan
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I've always wanted to be like Dom Joly in Trigger Happy TV but with more style
  • stefan
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… i would die, be reborn and be pure again!!!
  • Paul
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I'm worth it
  • Jennifer T.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple Tablet because, I want people to be jealous that I have one!
  • Jack T.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…it's the best offer I've had for a long time.
  • Timbo
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I'm a PC who secretly wants to be a Mac.
  • Adam
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the sweet technological nectar of Steve Job's calls to me.
  • Neil
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because... I'm just a dirty, dirty tramp.
  • Dante
    "I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” i am still a virgin so i would be like mary giving birth to jesus, or the ipad in this case.
  • Chris
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because popping Cherries is still cheaper than buying Apples."
  • June M.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I,ve not even got an ipod yet, still using an MP3 player so want to get coooool and trendy!!!
  • Armin T.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it's a cheaper alternative than losing it to a woman.
  • Anthony C.
    because there is no depth to which I will not stoop for Teh Shiny!
  • Wesencraft
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… look just give the sodding thing will you!
  • scuccadenza
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because of something clever and witty
  • shirl
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it would keep the old man happy.
  • Anthony A.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…without one I'd be pretty much screwed anyway.
  • Tim B.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I would use it to buy a three wolf outfit
  • steve
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… this time people would be jealous and i'd have no regrets.
  • charitynjw
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…you owe me for not giving me the Nexus”
  • Sean G.
    "I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I would flaunt it around and let everyone know!”
  • Stavros
    I'm gonna buy one anyway so I may aswell get a shag out of it.
  • Mart
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I will say anything just to enter this competition"
  • Sandra K.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…when it comes to technology, I am still a virgin x
  • Sushruta
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…none of these other tablets seem to be working…
  • Alan M.
    "I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I'm a desperate gadget geek"
  • Onlineo
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…i am easy.
  • Mark C.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it the coolest gadget on the market now.
  • Stirling B.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because one drink and I'm anybody's!"
  • Terence V.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because losing my virginity again sounds like it might be worth it.....:)"
  • Bratters
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because: I'd breed bitterwallet babies, and save tampon money with my Ipad. Result!"
  • Sameer M.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I love all of Apple's product and always want the latest gadgets.
  • Laurence
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because ... if I gain an apple, I can lose my cherry"
  • cecelia
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because its worth it
  • George
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, so i could do some revolutionary magic in the bedroom!
  • Gareth H.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because after getting gangbanged in a big sweaty bitterwallet office scrum, i would use the ipad to absorb any leakage
  • roland m.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because im 1 short of my five a day
  • riverScrap
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because then I could film myself hurling it through window of my local Apple store screaming IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE MULTITASKING YOU F*****G W*****S. That's not a binding commitment btw. I'd probably just stick it on eBay.
  • Peter R.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” What could be better having sex again to win a computer!
  • Phil D.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” I am an iVirgin and willingly give you my iCherry
  • Steve
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” what's this all over again, I'd just like to lose it once!
  • Iain
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I don't have four phones to tape together.
  • Sophie
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because my boyfriend would sell his mum for one so I thought this would be a slightly more acceptable method of gaining an iPad and sparing the life of a mother!
  • B Y.
    my headache would be gone in an instant
  • Maria C.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because like Mae West "too much of a good thing is wonderful"
  • The S.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…it has the same size as my tool so that would be double the pleasure!!!
  • Maggie
    An Apple's better than a cherry.
  • Qasim
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it would just simply be absolutely amazing and out of this world to win something like this.
  • Angie
    I would 'apple'y do it but would be sad, unless we shagged in my i-Pad. So bitterwallet make me smile cos we both know you've my profile!
  • Chrriss
    I'll take the sex missionary and the tablet with a glass of champagne ( cheers)
  • Carmen W.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… the real first time was crap anyway!
  • Rusty N.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the embarrassment of losing it the first time would then be evened out!
  • karl p.
    it would save on tissues
  • Marc A.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because we could then use the Apple morning after tablet to prevent yet another unwanted child from being born in broken Britain!
  • Shaun
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” it will be touched in ways i've never touched before
  • Nigel S.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” a bitter pill is better than a bitterwallet :)
  • Granny S.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” Heartbeat quickens, eyelid flickers, for an apple I'd drop my knickers.
  • Paul
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it wasn't very good the first time around
  • Andy H.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…a cherry for an apple seems a good trade
  • alex l.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” I still havent lost my virginity yet
  • Pankaj A.
    "I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it will be fun all over again"
  • Gareth H.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I am a whore who would do anything or anyone for a prize
  • Clunge-pad
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… then I could wear the ipad on my bleeding clunge.
  • Denise H.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I've already sold my soul to the devil!
  • James
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwalet if I won an Apple tablet because I'd need the iPad to soak up the blood from the ravaging.
  • Mike
    ... because it would help me organise my education scholarships for needy kids.
  • Alicia
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… Steve wont give me a Job to Blow my own money on one
  • Emily
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwalet if I won an Apple tablet because I need a poo.
  • Brian W.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” because bacause because because because,....... because of the wonderful things he does.
  • Jo G.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I would win an apple and lose a cherry
  • Si H.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… It's capable of giving multiple apps x x x"
  • Susan X.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because can't wait to... experience shopping at best deal through ipad.
  • paul
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” it's a lot more useful and if you lose an Apple Tablet there's always a chance of getting it back...not like virginity
  • Caroline
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it would make my world complete"
  • chris s.
    would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…It would tickle my fancy.
  • Razzio K.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because ITS ORGASMIC.
  • Jason
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it could very well be the next best thing.
  • Mark V.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because my iPhone needs a f**k buddy!
  • Caz
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because my husband would love me more than ever if i won it for him!
  • Mike
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because I psychotic lunatic who will do anything to try and get one.
  • darren
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because they seem like a lovely bunch of folk... sod the tablet, just do me!
  • ph
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I want to make funny "iphone macro" pictures with the ipad.
  • Alex E.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the touch screen could be used in soooo many ways....
  • Alan G.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the first app I'd download to my spanking new virgin iPad would be the new "bitterwallet" one.”
  • Mark J.
    I can only dream of a 10 hour battey life!
  • Stefan D.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… Im a TECH FIEND
  • Danny F.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because...I value my virginity somewhere in the region of the iPad....How coincidental :P
  • Tony L.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… just saying "thank you" would just seem utterly insufficient.
  • saffad
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because bitterwallet is awesome
  • Jocelyn
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it would give me greater satisfaction than I gained the first time!!!!!
  • pete j.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because...the tablet+apple ARE MY 5 A DAY!
  • Jordan
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… who said I am not still a virgin?
  • Jenny
    an Apple tablet would last more than two minutes!
  • Rahul G.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… Bitterwallet did not let me down, how can I?
  • imran k.
    i will get paid with IPAD.
  • Gunes
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because racoons don't like water.
  • Richard
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” it would make me come over all touchy!
  • Cotiga S.
    I would lose my virginity all over again and again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, becauseeeee… aspirin just isn’t working anymore.... ;)
  • Win B.
    [...] The terms and conditions are in the original post here, otherwise read on to find out how you can win: [...]
  • Marksy
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because ...we all know bigger is best.
  • Brainboy
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the iPad is just that great.
  • hodsey77
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'm a tech-whore, baby! Gimme, gimme, gimme!!! ;p
  • Paul S.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because Apple will make it too expensive for me to get one any other way!
  • tilly h.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I intend to have a long term relationship with Bitterwallet."
  • TVDBP
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” "Mof can bof me anytime for such a piece of IT-sexy."
  • Barnaby
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER!
  • Matt H.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I like my girls big, just like the iPad
  • LeeSW1
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because, starting off with a charity shag would be really good fucking karma!
  • Mark W.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because... the Apple's worth more than the Cherry :-)
  • Paul M.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I know which I'd rather have.
  • Steve
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…my feet hurt and I have a bad cold.
  • Aled
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I'm welsh.
  • Corrina
    I would lose my viginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because I always wanted to get sexed up with a consumer website, plus having no arms makes it hard to use a PC.
  • ib
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because i need an iPad to keep my flow in check…”
  • Veyron
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…mine is starting to grow back again.
  • Chris
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” waking up in a bathtub is not classy
  • Dj_urban
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… If i did that i would end up being a geek, a permanent virgin geek saying BOOOBBIEESS ......OH wait im sure thats warcraft players...
  • Russel B.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because they'd be the best lay out of thousands.
  • Luke
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'd lose it to you guys anyway as you're the best.
  • Jacqui
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'm easily bought and an Apple tablet goes all the way
  • Tesh
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because i love apple products, and i love bitterwallet even more.
  • Chas G.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because somewhere along the road someone waits for me.
  • ikram
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because i'd happliy die with losing it to you for an Apple Tablet
  • Angry S.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I've lost it 8 times already this week and I don't give a f*** who takes it next.
  • Simon M.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'll be able to rub it in my friend Ian's face.
  • cookie
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it'd be better value than when I did it for a fiver.
  • Rod
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the last time was in a toilet in aberdeen railway station
  • Craig
    It's been so long I think my virginity has grown back
  • Carrie
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I like to taste the forbidden fruit!
  • Maggie B.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…it might be better second time around!
  • Joseph C.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because, it would be much better than what I got the first time... pregnant.
  • Shaun J.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…an oversized iPod Touch will go great with my novelty oversized sunglasses!
  • Stuart W.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I can't wait to play with my Whoopie Cushion app at twice the size!
  • Thom C.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…geeks are hot
  • Ash R.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” I'm pretty certain I wouldn't fall asleep afterwards this time!
  • Stuart M.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because the only thing better than a hand job and a blow job is a Steve Job(s)
  • Ed H.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…theres no way I could actually afford one
  • James E.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'll be fucked if I don't win!
  • Gwen C.
    With this Apple I'd be in the Garden of Eden!
  • Misterel
    words or less: I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because "proper"computers are so passé
  • Sofia M.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because iStuff makes me moist!
  • Astroboy
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because my sausage fingers are too big to use my iphone
  • Spooner
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because apples and cherries go so well together
  • Cindy
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet.
  • ranj
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the first time i lost my flower it sucked assss!!!!
  • technobabble
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'm a reet happy slapper
  • Chris
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because my iPhone isn't quite big enough
  • Andrea
    Because with the advancement in technology it would be another unforgettable experience.
  • SF
    Is there an Applet for losing your virginity with an Apple Tablet, again ?
  • George
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… i am a born again virgin, now none will touch me"
  • reedy
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because...i cant remember the ruddy first time :)
  • Theo C.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because frankly I'm never going to shell out my own money for one.
  • Martin
    What's a virginity?
  • Matt D.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… Apple is the stud of the touchscreen world!
  • Michael C.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because, everyone knows, an apple to play keeps STI's away.
  • Lynette C.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I was always saving it for someone special ;o)) '
  • George J.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…my girlfriend said so
  • Adam
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I love apples and I love tablets and this seems ideal.
  • Matt
    would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…its not microsoft (M$)
  • Lyndseymac
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… this tablet would cure any headache ;-)
  • IanMelb
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… this time it may be a bit more memorable"
  • Albino S.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I work for DSG so you owe me by default.
  • Graham H.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because as an iPhone owner apple just raped me anyway!
  • Sushruta
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because Apple is the stud of the touchscreen world!
  • Mike R.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… losing it to your mom first time around is a memory I'd love to forget.
  • Rob W.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the ipod touch was just foreplay
  • boothy
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…it will instantly make me more attractive to women
  • Patrick y.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…i sooooooo need this oversized iphone to carry around with me”
  • Dipak C.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because theres no way I could actually afford one of them. :(
  • Callmeborris
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'd be the pimpest guy in the dole queue.
  • SOURAV B.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I intend to have a long term relationship with Bitterwallet.
  • Saikat M.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it would just simply be absolutely amazing and out of this world to win something like this. :)
  • Anthony
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because... jus gimme the bloody prize.
  • daniel
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the first time around i got a stick up my ass.
  • daniel
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the first time around i got a stick up my bum
  • Woodsy
    I would loose my virginity all over again to bitterwallett if I won an Apple Tablet because I would use an app to screw bitter wallett for me.
  • Charles R.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because i don't remember the first time.
  • Don
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because....sorry, "all over again"????
  • Rob
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… it was with plug-ins but now I'll have apps!
  • Elaine
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because then at least it would make my husband jealous and I would have the Apple Tablet too
  • Dom
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it's far more beautiful then a 'bloody' iTampon ever would be.
  • James K.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…bitterwallet is like my nan, fresh and always giving.
  • Wayne N.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because everyone seems to be raving about it.. so it seems the way to go!
  • John D.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because its touch technologie (hands on ;))
  • James
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because everyone seems to be raving about it.. so it seems the way to go!
  • Jack
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because ferral trolleys + apple tablet = sexy time explosion
  • Jack
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because feral trolleys + apple tablet = sexy time explosion
  • Alan W.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…it will probably be more memorable than the first time”
  • James
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I'm a money grabbing whore.
  • Jeff
    Virginity? Virginity? It's been such a long time......
  • Kate
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it's sexier than Brad Pitt in Troy, and that's sexy.
  • Sara G.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I'm cheap and it would save buying one!!!
  • Stuart
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the first time was rubbish.
  • Kevin
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because when I fisrt lost it all I got was a rash...
  • SARAH S.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because an apple a day........
  • Joe
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad iPad.
  • Peter
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because, I'd sell my body for any type of drugs or tablets
  • Big S.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I would like to recreate the Dom Joly sketch with the giant phone by using it as a mobile phone and shouting loudly into it on the underground.
  • Sue
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I just know it will last a lot longer than the first time around :)
  • JenF
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because your iPad and my iPon are a perfect match.
  • Lesley r.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwaller if I won an Apple tablet, because the first time round was just a teenager mess!
  • HeyDoYouHaveACanoe
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” I've done far more shameful things anyway!
  • tobyB
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the first time was roobash!
  • Lorna A.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because it's lovely looking, seductively simple and I'd make it monogomously mine
  • dirty j.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because then i can watch porn on the bus
  • Kris
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the price tag seems like a fair price for a quikkie.
  • Fred
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I just can't use the iPhone, its too small.
  • robin c.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I have left home and need the tablet"
  • Alex P.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I would be thankful for taking the virginity of the iPad.
  • Andy
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I know you'd look me in the eyes during, unlike my pet horse...
  • Barry T.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I would draw soooooo much attention using this at my local Starbucks, I would become completly irresistible!
  • Ben L.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because now I know not to say "have it".
  • Ben L.
    PS. Bitterwallet is perhaps the cruelest euphemism I can think of.
  • Glen l.
    It as likely as me ever winning a competition!
  • Del L.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because [ouch that hurt] I didn't mean that virginity....
  • Nickie
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… size matters!
  • Mosab
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it’s grown back, and they seem best equipped for doing my daily jobs!
  • Paul
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…my cherry for your apple? You betcha bitterwallet!
  • Jimbo
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” it would save me standing at the photocopier trying to enlarge my iPhone.
  • The R.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” it would be gr8 to flaunt to all the ipod touch braggers.
  • Bob
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I could complete my STI collection, all in one go.
  • chrisall
    cos the first time was with a right minger
  • Ryan W.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it would be the most expensive condom I have ever seen....
  • Simon F.
    ld lose my virginity all over again to bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because there is an app to download a new one
  • Taran J.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… i'm waiting for that special someone.
  • Sarah W.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…hopefully the 2nd time around it will be a better experience!
  • keith
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I love your style and witty way
  • Corla J.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet because... I'll sink my teeth in and wave it around as great whites do baby seals?
  • Rodrigo
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… It will rock my day
  • ELAINE
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… although I have 2 kids, i cant remember losing it!! lol
  • Daniel
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because.... well I am ugly so I am jut looking for a shag....
  • Jellyblue
    an Apple in tablet form is better than an apple a day.....
  • Klingelton
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because…. I couldn't snap my banjo string a second time round - ouchee.
  • SGGW
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because.... like Apple I don't believe in giving it away for free. Alternatively I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because.... I'm going to need an iPad to stop the iBleeding. Alternatively I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because.... Apple are bleeding me dry anyway so at this way I get something in return.
  • Kevin C.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because.. Wait, what do you mean again?
  • uklobster
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… my virginity is worth less than an Apple tablet.
  • Chris M.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I need extra padding from the iPad.
  • merlin
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…the iPad rocks my balls off!
  • RRM
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I have giant fingers and I need a huge iPod Touch.
  • Nigel
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… my iPad Nano is too small.
  • Joanne
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'm a slut
  • Joe
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” then I'd have an Apple tablet, simples.
  • Will W.
    ..... first time round, I couldn't find the right buttons to press!
  • Gail
    ....because ....first was horrendous, be nice to have a good one ;)
  • Dipak
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” i'm 19, i'll take anything coming my way (sex or technology!)
  • paulnumber9
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… its the only way I'll get one!
  • Sanromania
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because... APPLE PRODUCTS ARE WORTH MY ANAL VIRGINIT!!!! JEJE
  • Dan
    this time the mac man tells me it will be just awesome!
  • martin
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I was [email protected] the first time I lost it
  • Andrew D.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I can sell it for the Google Phone I didn't win.
  • Simon B.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because if I don't get one soon then iSad
  • JC
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…the first time was with myself...
  • Jacob
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because they’re not judging them on grounds of content, so I won't take too long to compose it.
  • Nik
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I'd be a total wanker with the iPad, and it'd be good to mix it up.
  • km
    one in the hand is worth two in my bush
  • Jon
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because to win you have to want it more!
  • Jennifer K.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I gotta lose it to someone ;)
  • KD
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I want to make love to Bitterwallet in glorious 9.7" iPad goodness.
  • Tom
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because, what I have lost it already?
  • Jacob P.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because i would be able to read to the facetious truism's preached by www.bitterwallet.com whilst sitting on my golden throne among the kings of the cosmos. The Bog.
  • Gargett
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it would make me jizz in my pants.
  • bwah h.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I cant think of anything funny just give me the Ipad.
  • Axeman
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because... goddam it, IT'S WORTH IT!
  • Peter
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because its smart, slim, sexy and will keep me entertained late at night.
  • kim h.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it is bigger and would probably last longer ;)
  • sherieannb
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… this is going to be the only way I will ever own one"
  • Tara
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I want it!
  • Derooftrouser
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I want it to be just as over-rated as the first time.
  • heather g.
    i would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I would give anything to get my mits on one without paying!
  • David Z.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I desperately need a new excuse to spend lest time with my wife.
  • Lisa E.
    It's totally orgasmic.
  • David Z.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I desperately need a new excuse to spend less time with my wife.
  • joynal
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because ....my uncle was gay and it was a painful and sadaning experiance.
  • Dani B.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because you gotta do what's necessary these days....”
  • Dave
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because... nobody else will take it :\
  • Chris C.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it would be a truly digital experience..
  • Sierra W.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the packing peanuts and duct tape you used were so great ^ . ^
  • dave
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I'm a wee dirty ;)”
  • James
    "I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I live on a tiny island and there are no girls. No, really!"
  • Sarah W.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it's intelligent,smooth,easy and would be so satisfying to win!
  • Shaun O.
    "I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because i am a whore who will do anything for somthing of value... such as the pointless oversized ipod thingy they call the iPad. "
  • Barbara S.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'm a desperate loser who really would go that far to win a prize.
  • Christine W.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'm a slut for new technology
  • Andy
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I've always wondered what a cyber cock felt like.
  • Kevin
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I have a hot water bottle sized iPhone hole in my life.
  • Danielle H.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it will probably be less disappointing than the first time.
  • Frances H.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” It's orgasmic! Apple are fantastic. One of my 5 a day!
  • Ian
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” I was too quick the first time.
  • John O.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I have said repeatedly "I'll be f****d if I ever get an Apple"
  • Marc C.
    "I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if i won an Apple tablet, becasue...." BitterWallet was too rough the last time.......... but I enjoyed it, again!
  • Craig S.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if i won an Apple tablet, because i'd be recieving the apple as opposed to giving it to the donkey in which led to the first time i lost it.
  • Big A.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” I have the desire to own silly gadgets but not the means.
  • Chris
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” "Bitterwallet really knows how to touch and swipe a smooth sleek body"
  • Sarah T.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because who wouldn't want to whore themselves for the latest apple gadget!?
  • Andy J.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… it would be better than Apple screewing me for the price of the iPad.
  • Sha
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because an Apple a day ......
  • Tara O.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…That way everyones a winner 0:)
  • Lindsey J.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I am cheap would do it for an ipod shuffle to be honest. Yes even the first generation- that cheap.
  • GrumpyTart
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because.... I CAN COUNT TO TWELVE!
  • barneyman
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because keeping up with the Jones' would be history. They can look but no 'touching'!
  • barneyman
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because... keeping with the Jones’ would be history. You look but no ‘touching’!
  • Danielle G.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I'm easy and your bones look like they could do with a good jump"
  • Steph
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” it would be totally worth it!
  • Natalie R.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…an Apple has better girth and and iPad is more exciting than the pad that normally gets put down there ;o)”
  • ggjacks
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because.... an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... and nobody really wants to see the "down there" doctor!
  • temperance14
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… It beats getting screwed by Apple!
  • kelly j.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because ...was bad the first time round you might heal the mental scars?
  • Dee
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” everyone has their price and you just named mine.
  • Pauline
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” I need to feel the lurve before i dry up for ever
  • Peter A.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'll feel sorry for you, you'll have just lost your iPad.
  • Dan A.
    It's lush innit.
  • Michael J.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because my laptop died and my wedding costs are screwing me over! Grrrr!
  • glee f.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…apple need love too”
  • Competition B.
    [...] your completed quote in the comments of the original announcement – you’ll find that here; we’re not judging them on grounds of content, so don’t take too long to compose it. Remember [...]
  • Carlos J.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…there has to be a first time for everything ;)
  • Tim l.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I want a big iPhone but am too mean to actually buy one , and the apple fanboys at work would be very unhappy at my nonchalance "
  • chris
    i'm too poor to buy one :(
  • MATT
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, beacuese theres an app for that
  • Samantha A.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I want it, and i WANT IT NOW!!!!
  • Lori D.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet....so my Ipod touch knows what to be when it grows up
  • Harmz S.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I never won the Google phone. and my iphone isn't working.
  • Craggy
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, cuz iPad was MY idea ;o)"
  • Rick
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because i need a new airhockey puck after i smashed my iphone...
  • Chris
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it would be such a bitter pill to take not to win!
  • Seb
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… this post isn't being judged on content. Wellwoman. Flibbertigibbet. Sprout."
  • PaulH
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because my iPhone Nano just doesn’t cut it anymore…
  • Natalie
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… it's so sexy
  • gap
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I want to pretend I am a tiny pixie with a normal iPod.
  • Phil
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I can't remember the first time anymore.
  • adr0ck
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because their would be no dribbily bits with my new pad
  • thingy
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it would solve all of my problems, and make me have nice dreams.
  • Strawdog
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I'm easy like that.
  • Quinty
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tabley because I could bribe graphic designers to dance to my unholy whim
  • Chris
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… i just got married and need some loving, 1 word, deprived
  • Andy
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…i want to lord it over my Apple fanboy friends.
  • Denz
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because any hole is a goal
  • Annamarie
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…my husband will stop pestering me and will play with his new toy instead”
  • David
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'm just that easy
  • nigel J.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I might even give it to a loved one as a present.
  • Andy S.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I believe you would be gentle.
  • Maria C.
    Snow White shagged seven dwarfs for a byte of Apple.
  • Glenn C.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because....well.....i would lose my virginity all over again for bitterwallet anyway, even if it was just for the ferral trolley of the week, also i can't find my painkillers, and an apple flavoured tablet sounds nice!
  • Rik A.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I can't think of what to write.
  • Karl R.
    Bitter pills are hard to swallow, but not tablets from Bitterwallet
  • Richard
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it will make the pain go away.
  • IanL
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” Shep the sheepdog wasn't gentle with me first time...
  • Al
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I love the bum sex.
  • Dan
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because ... I'd be too excited to run away.
  • GARY W.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because even at around £300 it would be far cheaper than what it cost me to get laid !
  • Kevin t.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… The first time there was just the two of us but now I would get to do the whole TEAM! Lol
  • lewiso
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…” I wouldn't really but it doesn't matter, I still might win
  • Tim S.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because i want to know what the point of it is!
  • Alex
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I'm a whore for technology.
  • Henry B.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I worship at the altar of Jobs
  • Marcus
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because … I can stop making fun of apple fanboys and admit Ive always wanted to be one of them.
  • Nhat T.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because my iPod, iPhone and Dell Mini can now be on eBay !
  • Andrew
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I bloody want one... sort of
  • Arron R.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because once you've had Apple you can't go back!
  • Angie
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple Tablet beacause… pity me, I own no fancy apple gadgetry unless it's free!
  • Karl L.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… my wallet is so bitter that it cannot afford one of these funkadelic peices of gadgetorarry.
  • David
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I've heard that the BW crew have small willies, and therefore it probably wouldn't hurt (much) :)
  • Ric S.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… i want to prove that this big ipod will never be as good as Android
  • Bobathy
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because... Mine just isn't big enough :(
  • Natalie H.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… it would be worth it!!! :)
  • Dominic S.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… it'd make a great birthday present for someone
  • Ahamed
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because .... I would just love it
  • E H.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, I'd have the apple so can lose my cherry!
  • Richard
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I want another pointless gadget to add to the collection.
  • Dom l.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… i could give it to my awsome girlfriend and get laid for life!
  • Julie
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…there's an app for that!
  • Richard S.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because when I first lost it for an iphone, it took 12 hours and 2 surgeons to remove it.
  • Adds
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'm a gold digging technology whore.
  • Shaun
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it looks shiny
  • Will
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… i need this to get laid!
  • James
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…my doctor said I needed a tablet to get it up.
  • Jizzlingtons
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because true Apple fans regularly whores themselves out for useless but sexy products.
  • AlanS
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because size matters
  • Simon W.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because i'm a OMFGAPPLETABLET sort of person”
  • Jeff
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because id want an iPad so bad id go mad!
  • Robinho
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because nice guys finish last.
  • Tom
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because all the BW team are hung like horses.
  • James B.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'm easy for shiny gadgets.
  • Rostron
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I want one badly and have the morals of an alley cat.
  • Jon
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because....I'd rather get fucked by something I enjoy reading rather than coursework!
  • Phill
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because i'm at work and forced to be a PC!
  • Colin
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because perhaps now I won't make a hash of it"
  • dai_bonehead
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because....at least this time I would be the whore to bitter wallet, instead of the girl who took mine the first time and then pissed off and broke my adolescent heart!
  • Nat
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because doing charity work is important, I dont want the tablet.
  • Tally
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because, what do you mean all over again?
  • Kat
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if i won an Apple tablet because, it was so rubbish the first time i'm sure i have improved slightly ;p
  • Michael
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… the first time all I could find was an Orange candybar
  • cmike1000
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…what do you mean 'again'?”
  • lee
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I didn't win the fucking nexus phone I really wanted...
  • Jase
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…blah
  • Jake
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… it's great
  • Justine
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…everyone wants one
  • Malcolm
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because...I like smooth things with rounded corners....
  • Andy
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet. FACT.
  • Liam A.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the tablet is similar to my experiences with women of the night: over-priced, but they get the job done. And will do almost anything.
  • Andrew G.
    would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the IPAD is awsome and so is bitterwallet
  • Chris
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… I would install flash, and lose self-control.
  • HD
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I would treat it better than any girl I have had.
  • Mike P.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I'm a virgin now . I am sad and ugly.
  • Jon L.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…my first time was with a munter and this time i want something b-e-a-utiful
  • Andy
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I will then have an iPad to cover it up. =)
  • Farhan
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…THE JUICE IS DEFINITELY WORTH THE SQUEEEEZE !!!!!!!!!!!
  • Adam
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… hopefully this time i wont catch crabs.
  • Jim
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…Losing it the first time wasn't that great!
  • Michelle
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…its sick.
  • Christine
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…i want a second bite of the apple
  • helen w.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I want to swap my cherry for an apple
  • sam
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because... theres a BIG app for that!!
  • Kimberley E.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… the first time it was bittersweet now it'll be tasty!
  • Peter F.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because... there's an app for that?
  • K
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I CAN.
  • Tom B.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because... I have an extremely rare finger disorder (Ostrioparaniconitisususus) that means it is impossible for me to use a keyboard (I am currently typing this with my nose) while I have learnt several coping mechanisms and do manage to lead a relatively normal life, owning an apple Ipad would significantly improve my typing based work flow, making me a more productive member of society and raising my self confidence levels to new hights. Also I am a nun.
  • Alex
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…new and unusual is my thing
  • Justin
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… that's the kind of selfless individual I really am. Thanks for the offer.
  • Tracy
    I'd lose my cherry to get an Apple!
  • Michael
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… urm wait I havent lost my verginitiy yet. im not a slag.
  • Tom
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because I wasn't satisfied when Peter Mandleson took it first time.
  • Liam
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because coolness comes from having a big screen to watch "stuff" on :L
  • Glen G.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the rash was never really worth it.
  • Scott M.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because i'd mean it this time when i say i love you.
  • Jack W.
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because…I haven't had any action in ages!
  • Vickie
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because the price is right!
  • Anil B.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because thats the only way I can get lose it"
  • Anil B.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because thats the only way I can lose it in the first place”
  • Matt M.
    "I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because it just feels right."
  • Mary W.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet because I might give birth to a load of applets.
  • Clint S.
    Hey, just to let you know, my Safari browser can't render your logo properly
  • Dennis O.
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because there's an app for everything”
  • Emma
    “I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, beacause I can never so no!
  • Danny
    please let me have an apple ipad i would love one so would my little sister and my labrador:)
  • claire
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apple tablet, because… its sealed up and needs breaking in again!
  • Lisa
    I would lose my virginity all over again to Bitterwallet if I won an Apply tablet, because I seem to have a bad luck cloud hanging over me these past 2 years and I just want something GOOD to happen!
  • steve
    i would love to win this as i really have had a shocking day, and it would really cheer me up. --i've had a look at one or two of the other posts here, and they seem quite worthy, but they havent had to put up with the noise from next door all night, and then the kids shouting, and on top of all that, the cat goes and throws up. --i hope iv'e got a chance as i love bitterwallet, and i like everything that apple bring out. --thanks for your time.
  • steve
    i would lose my virginity all over again to bitterwallet, especially if the girl was like the little belter i took to the disco in the eighties. -don't know what she saw in me, other than the fact i bought all her drinks all night and then she went off with the tall lad with the frilly new romantic shirt from behind the bar. --you can't win 'em all' but i would really love to win this. --it looks fantastic, and i wouldnt have to share my laptop with the kids. --thanks bitterwallet!
  • emma
    The first time i saw the ipad on the tv i thought nothing of it and ever since its grown on me and it would be such a big surprise to win :-)
  • joe
    i would lose my virginity all over again to bitterwallet because my penis is the perfect shape for a usb port.

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