All hail... the Twitter shoe. No, really.
Are you the kind of dude/dudette who (a) loves The Internet and (b) has no qualms whatsoever about wandering around the place all day looking like an utter twat?
If we’ve just described the actual you down to a tee, you’ll probably drool yourself into some kind of stupour when you see these – customised Nike basketball boots that will scream ‘Hello - I am a bell end’. Take your pick from Firefox or Twitter.
They’re the brainchild of ‘fashion designer’ Brass Monki (possibly not his real name) and are a perfect marriage of the classic obsession over online brands and... erm basketball. If his Google shoes are any kind of indicator, these will be about £250 a pop.
Still – it isn’t as bad as spending £715 on a white leather Star Wars tracksuit...
TOPICS: Social Media