'What Can I Sell To Raise Some Cash? Or Rather, Who?'

14 January 2009

If you’re a parent, you’ll know all about that unending, unbreakable love you have for your children (you know, apart from those times when they’re really getting on your wick and you wish you were 20 and single again).

But I digress. Yes, that infinite love that cannot be measured. There’s certainly no way you could ever begin to put a price on it.

How about $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat then? For the 14-year old girl? No? Fair enough.

That was the price that a 36-year old Greenfield, California man put on his teenage daughter before he was arrested on Sunday on suspicion of human trafficking. Police were only alerted when the man complained to them because he hadn’t received the full payment.

Before we all rise up as one to point fingers and condemn, we must ask these questions. (a) What kind of beer was it? (b) What kind of meat? (c) Was it fresh or frozen?

TOPICS:   Restaurants   Banking

9 comments

  • Mike H.
    Mmmmm, fresh meat...
  • The B.
    Your wife, your wife, 'ow much for your wife? And de little girls?
  • Mike H.
    we must ask these questions. (a) What kind of beer was it? (b) What kind of meat? (c) Was it fresh or frozen? (d) Do we really give a shit ???................ another dull recycled story ZZZZZZZZZZZ :(
  • ungulator
    mike hunt, couldn't you answer the question instead of holding down Z on your keyboard for several seconds?
  • Mike H.
    This kind of story isn't exactly daily headline news on channel 4 is it, I find Andy's stories rather fresh and stimulating. *thumbsup*
  • Mike H.
    Come on Andy, what's up with my comments now!?! Not a singal profanity there, yet others swear their teets off? I don't get it
  • Cal
    I'm 20 and single, so I don't have these kinds of options... I suppose I could try selling someone else's child? Perhaps.
  • Tony Q.
    I have a child to sell, unfortunately she's got something wrong with her eye
  • Mike r.
    "what’s up with my comments now!?! Not a singal profanity there" " Do we really give a SHIT" Really? no profanity?

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