Tesco and the Remembrance Poppy pizza
Yes, that's right. A remembrance pizza has now entered the realm of 'being a thing'.
This picture, taken by someone called Ian Vaughan on Twitter, of Tesco Gatwick Extra's pizza desk on Sunday, has gone viral and been mostly applauded. Surely some people would think it borderline sacrilegious to chew, eat and crap-out a remembrance poppy?
Anyway, it's based on the store’s thin and deep crust pizzas with slices of pepperoni, olives and strips of green pepper, recreating the tribute.
A Tesco spokesperson said: "What? You mean you don't want to ask what's gone shit-shaped in our troubled empire today?" and then composed themselves and said "Colleagues in stores have been marking Remembrance Sunday in a number of ways and we hope customers see that their intentions in this case were entirely borne out of respect."
But otherwise: War. Huh! Good God y'all. What is it good for? Absolutely NOTHING.