Supersize your wedding, get married in McDonalds
In a universe of infinite possibilities, there is a place where people can choose to get married in a plastic-seated, fast-food restaurant. It's called Hong Kong. Yes, if you can think of no other sacred place for your nuptials, McDonalds can not only host the ceremony but they'll provide the catering - and gifts, too!
But what to wear? What look is in for the bride who asks nothing more of life than to be blessed in the presence of a six-pack of McNuggets and a clown? Don't worry, sugar tits - Ronald has your back, as travel site Triphunter explains:
"For an additional £110 McDonald's will provide the radiant bride with a custom-made wedding dress, made using only the finest white balloon animals money can buy. If you're willing to go all out then you can upgrade the dress to red balloon animals with a train of red cellophane flowers."
The balloon fun doesn't end there, however. The lucky bride and groom can have 5-foot high replicas of themselves created in balloons for under £100. Stay classy, Hong Kong.