Outrage as McDonald's are dropping Heinz
"As a result of recent management changes at Heinz, we have decided to transition our business to other suppliers over time," McDonald's said in a statement. "We have spoken to Heinz and plan to work together to ensure a smooth and orderly transition."
This means we'll get some horrible, vinegary ketchup (as seen as fairs and festivals) and mayo that resembles milk of magnesia. Grim times. Riots likely.
Heinz fans will be pleased to know that Burger King has been a customer of theirs for decades and uses their sauces in 80% of markets around the world, so that's that.
However, this could all be averted if McDonald's go for a superior sauce. And what might that be? Well, any fool knows that the best ketchup on the planet is Daddies and anyone who tells you otherwise is quite clearly insane and should be tossed into the sea at the earliest convenience.